Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer.
Last week we all went against our better nature and looked for cars with manual transmissions that even WE don’t think should have come with manual transmissions. We’ll row our own winner in just s sec, but first, let’s go camping.
Motor homes are great. In fact being able to cook, sleep, and poop in your own mobile castle is one of life’s great luxuries. After all, if James Franco had the option of cracking a cold PBR in a lawn chair next to his rig at a KOA campground instead of running around in the middle of nowhere he wouldn’t have had to gnaw off his own arm and then they wouldn’t have had to cancel Freaks and Geeks.
The only issue with motor homes is typically their size, which makes maneuvering them, as well as finding a place to park as well as their gas mileage kind of a pain. That’s why this week I want cars and trucks that you could potentially live in, at least for a short period of time, say until your significant other cools down, or the LeMons weekend is over. Sleeping is the biggest concern, but we’ll also want room enough for other gear like cooking and clothing storage.
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Oh man, the sight of so many sticks was giddy-making. That is, until it sunk in what all those sticks were stuck on. I took special note of the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith found by Manic_King. This is very similar to my Father-in-Law’s ’49 Bentley Mark 6, which is also RHD and has a four-speed manual, the lever for which you have to climb over to get behind the wheel as it’s in the door jamb.
The winner however, is a 1978 Ford Econoline with a three speed, found by Potbellyjoe★★★★★ and which has since sold on eBay for a solid $761.99.
I’ll just let I_Borgward explain why this van’s driveline is just so incongruous:
Aaaaagh! The dreaded 3-speed OD stick Econoline! Definitely in the “shouldn’t have a stickshift” category, which I can attest to from having owned one. Unbelievably awful, from the crappy low-grade transmission bearings to the fragile, Tinkertoy-grade mechanical clutch linkage to the balky, ever-jamming shifter. How Ford managed to make a floor shifter that was sloppier, cruder and even more indirect than a column shifter still amazes me. And for all of that joy, it only got about 2 MPG better than an automatic on a good day.
I went through two clutch pedals, two shifters, a junkyard transmission swap and then finally a fully rebuilt transmission before I finally ended the pain and ditched it. The rest of the van was fine, but I just couldn’t take that damned transmission anymore.
I couldn’t have said it better. Congrats, PBJStarfishs, and thanks to you all for the contributions.
http://images.craigslist.org/00j0j_1n8Hffewm0X_600x450.jpg
1993 ford Aerostar – $1800 (Hawley)
http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/4999398423.html
93 Aerostar rwd 4.0l v6. Runs great no rust except for 1 or 2 spots of surface rust. 7 seater and the back seat folds into a bed new tires, just aligned, recently had all tie rods and lower ball joints done. A few dents and dings. Call or text
With the seats out, you can fit an actual mattress on the floor. High cieling, low floor and huge openings for the slider and rear door openings mean you can load/unload quickly and easily.
Also, if you keep the rear bench in and take out the captain chairs, you have a futon to sit/sleep on.
http://images.craigslist.org/01212_eRST1nMg5Q4_600x450.jpg
The roof rack on these was pretty stout, so you can carry your
roadkill back to the campsite without trashing the interior.i’m so happy!
1953 Pontiac, originally an ambulance. $4900.
http://images.craigslist.org/00V0V_cu6Wf8Cy4z8_600x450.jpg
http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/5006721379.html
http://images.craigslist.org/00000_4s1pw5ooNNt_600x450.jpg
Hot Dog Truck – $5500
http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5019784661.html
Start your own “Dirty Water Dog” business immediately! All you need is location. 1994 1 tonformer school bus with 145,000 miles, diesel, automatic, runs great!!
Has all equipment to prepare hot dogs, has brand new propane grill/skillet for cheesesteak and/or egg sandwiches asking $5500. Serious inquires only.
http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_e4PsmBp3aHA_600x450.jpg
Now I have a few gripes with this listing…
1. He doesn’t mention that you could easily sleep inside of this truck, hammock optional.
2. This “Serious inquires only” business. No one making inquiries on this is a serious person.
Although the last round’s winning car is so awful to drive, it’s still livable, standard at the cliff.. So I’ll re-nominate the Ford again.
http://i0.wp.com/hooniverse.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/57.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=720%2C477
I _may_ have dedicated a lot of time in the last few weeks searching for 20′ class C motorhomes. This is a notch smaller still. It really needs a v8 to be desirable, but I suppose that’s easily remedied.
http://usedcarpics.auto123.com/604VANCOUVERVELOCITY/b6368516.jpg
http://www.velocitycars.ca/en/used/1991-dodge-falcon-1-yr-wrnty-rv-39-mls/6368516/
Separate but related, they have a Pajero Evo and a Jimny, and I recently paid off my line of credit.
WHY!!??!! 125hp in that!!! Assuming it is the 3.9L V-6.
That old,it might have the 225 slant six.
Nope, by 1991 they had shifted to the 3.9L V-6.
I have a 1991 Roadtrek based on the same chassis with the smaller 318ci V8. Not a whole lot more horsepower than the v6, but far more torque, which is what matters. You aren’t going to win many street races, but it’s nice to be able to drive up hills.
Damn that is a nice looking Previa in the background…
http://www.velocitycars.ca/en/used/1999-toyota-previa-sienna-4wd-moonroof/6200650/
Previa my arse, that’s a gen-u-wine JDM Estima!
I’m guessing this ’56 GMC was a school bus in prior life, but it’s still pretty cool
http://images.craigslist.org/00R0R_2gmmOxaHr81_600x450.jpg
http://bemidji.craigslist.org/cto/5016408442.html
While it isn’t a true camper or even the Blazer Chalet model. I can personally attest to the ability to sleep and cook in a K-5 Blazer. With the back seat removed, there is plenty of room for an air mattress and I have cooked a baked potato under the hood. I always brought a tent when camping, but that was just to store stuff. I slept high, dry and warm in my old Blazer (warm too if there was electricity in the campground, thanks to a small electric heater). The rear seat made a great campfire couch. http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/4970720857.html http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_aLp7Y7TpDnG_600x450.jpg
I’ll vouch for that my 91 Blazer wasnt the most comfy place to spend the night but it was much better than the ground. My 84 burbank was a much better place to spend the night with room for a double mattress in back and the front two benches for stuff and the pooch it was warm dry and I never woke up sore and stiff. I still miss it.
You can start your own mobile pawn shop/gun store! (and live in it)
http://images.craigslist.org/00X0X_5QP2x7wLR6k_600x450.jpg
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/5019926706.html
How to make your RV a candidate for break-ins.
Only if it is unoccupied.
This seems like the character/shop you have to get new stuff from in a post-apocalyptic video game.
DUANE: I don’t have any SHOTGUN SHELLS, but do have new INCINDIARY ROUNDS and PIPE BOMBS today. Would you like to buy?
YOU: [YES] [NO] <—–
Bait-and-switch tactics make me so angry I could just… Say, how much for those incendiary rounds, anyway?
Probably not too many of these in the US.
http://images.craigslist.org/00F0F_5Ts7gnwvOrc_600x450.jpg
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/5002647295.html
If this van’s a rockin’….
Check out the gull wing door conversion. And only $3500! (bike apparently not included)
http://images.craigslist.org/00000_5vmaYermGHZ_600x450.jpg
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/5021636117.html
Happy Time Camper! with VHS player
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/5012076415.html
http://images.craigslist.org/00l0l_cREp85epHBR_600x450.jpg
1988 Motorhome, currently not running.. “It is good for a portable house or shelter” Take that tiny house people!
http://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_lscOZUCcDee_600x450.jpg
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/rvs/5020475783.html
When I see these things on the road they always sound like the engine is sucked out… that said the rest does not look to bad. I think I would swap the (depending on which drive train it uses) 454 or 460 out for either a duramax or a cummins. The d-max should fit relitivly easy so would probably be easier But an old 12 valve tuned to 450 hp and 900 ft/lbs will last forever and would be worth the effort.
Living out of your car gets lonely. Instead, why not purchase a rolling (sort of) condominium development so you can share your vagabond lifestyle with others?
http://loz.craigslist.org/cto/4994690510.html
I thought you were referring to something like this: http://www.joeswetshack.com/images/586_2011-09-22_12.01.30.jpg
Used for Carnival workers and the like.
Until I clicked the link.
A tiny crappy motor home. At least it is a Toyota.
http://images.craigslist.org/00f0f_5f4tdUbZtct_600x450.jpg
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/5008966359.html
When you can’t be bothered to go outside to take a picture.
http://images.craigslist.org/01111_aMWFPn9R6B1_600x450.jpg
It has already been lived in for 2 years!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/4973465398.html
For living out all your Cousin Eddy fantasies.
http://images.craigslist.org/00l0l_59Zib68zPED_600x450.jpg
only $1800 Cheap enough to be sort of tempting.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/4980614454.html
Here’s a dually Sprinter van w/ 379k miles for $10k, and more room than some of these tiny houses.
http://fargo.craigslist.org/cto/4999759855.html
http://images.craigslist.org/00D0D_5XjbOfsJmpW_600x450.jpg
Work in the oilfield? Like lifted brodozer trucks? Don’t want a house? Boy, do I have a deal for you!
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTMzWDgwMA==/z/mk8AAOSwpDdVGOGP/$_27.JPG
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/edmonton/2006-gmc-topkick-4×4/1060771832?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
Only $62 000, so act fast!
Looks like it’s been sitting in the field for a while it’s buried. Wonder what engine it has? Could be small or big d-max or 3116 or 3126 cat none of which are great in the medium duty gm line.
Okay, so many things with this one:
1. Are those propane tanks legal?
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/IsoAAOSwBLlVTjZ8/$_27.JPG
2. “If you thinking the brown spots on the roof etc is rust,it is not it,s just missing paint in those spots.” Okay… So, obviously my personal definition of rust is wrong.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/5RQAAOSwPgxVTjYy/$_27.JPG
3. It’s $8500. It may be rare, but I doubt it’s worth that much. My neighbour is trying to GIVE me a FREE 1958 GMC Schoolbus, and that one has dual exhaust, and a V8, if I remember correctly.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/7mQAAOSwgkRVTjXa/$_27.JPG
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/calgary/1958-gmc-camper-bus-super-short-motor-home-rv-very-rare/1070917782?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
The price on this converted bus is… ambitious:
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTk2WDgwMA==/z/OZUAAOSwpDdVUAwC/$_27.JPG
That’s right, they’re charging $39,500.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-rv-motorhome/meadow-lake/1979-mci-9-bus-conversion/1071263851?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
For $5,500 you could get a Western Flyer, I am unduly tempted.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDUzWDYwNA==/z/uroAAOSwPhdVS9yq/$_27.JPG
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-rv-motorhome/saskatoon/western-flyer-bus-conversion/1070502461?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
If only it was closer to the eastern end of Canada with its possible head gasket issue. Diesel will solve all its problems. Now that’s how an old bus should be, original on the outside current ish on the inside.
Here’s one that’s apparently a legend, it’s known as Bus-Zooka.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTMxWDgwMA==/z/4hEAAOSwNSxVAOqc/$_27.JPG
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-rv-motorhome/regina/the-legend-is-for-sale/1056663015?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
Looks like a good excuse to get a Delica. It already comes with curtains from the factory, and trick rear seats.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/city-of-toronto/1995-mitsubishi-delica-4×4-postal-vehicle-for-rsmcs/1060223478?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/WsMAAOSwBahVFcMr/$_27.JPG
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/JuwAAOSwNSxVFcMr/$_27.JPG
Perfect for keeping the zombies at bay while living down by the river. An armored car limo! A little pricey at $60k. Not sure if the stretch is armored.
http://images.craigslist.org/00k0k_gHKtMfg5GLA_600x450.jpg
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/4968995337.html
NASCAR bus.
http://images.craigslist.org/00L0L_cRBwpTxdhtb_600x450.jpg
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/4957312427.html
Why no GMC “Urban Assault Vehicle” candidates yet?
http://images.craigslist.org/00F0F_dXk6dJKuZds_600x450.jpg
http://southbend.craigslist.org/rvs/4977831762.html
Came here for just that reason. Thanks. $8,000 and “all it needs is an interior.” So I am told. Private sale behind a shop in Tampa, Florida.
For just a shade under $8k, you too could sleep where dozens of people rode on the way to the big sleep. Hmmm…sounded more attractive in my head…
http://images.craigslist.org/00f0f_b3N4XkID2XZ_600x450.jpg
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ctd/5020659749.html
The next ride after the big sleep was in something like this:
http://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_bV8QOqy4Weh_600x450.jpg
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cto/4993797608.html
Just have to add hyper jets and stock up on Liquid Schwartz.
http://images.craigslist.org/00t0t_dpMU7h6U7a2_600x450.jpg
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/rvs/4981454717.html
I would just walk around it quoting the Winnebago Man every chance I got.
1983 Ford E-350
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5024970214.html
This must be the single wackiest commercially distributed vehicular dwelling solution I’ve ever seen. It’s a camper doohickey with an extra axle that quite literally doggystyles an Opel Astra during travels, and then you can just unhook it and go places in the car whenever needed. And better yet, they somehow managed to fit a shower and toilet in there in addition to a sink and fridge, the car is INCLUDED in the price, and it’s only 4400€ asking. WITH THE CAR. Suddenly I have a strong urge to become an RV person.
http://suchen.mobile.de/wohnwagen-inserat/heku-opel-astra-heku-car-camp-freystadt/208608838.html?lang=en
Is that the version of the Astra that was sold as the Pontiac LeMans (made by Daewoo) in the states? Reminds me of this.
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56XL0TysIn0
The first gen Astra is in fact the direct successor to the last gen Kadett that was sold as the LeMans in the US. I get the impression it really wasn’t a well regarded car in the US, and I can understand why.
Looks familiar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56XL0TysIn0