Craigslist Crapshoot

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
An Infinity Pool is one were it looks like the far edge floats in mid-air. It’s insane! Also edgy and a little bit insane were Nissan’s original Infiniti models, which were offered in stark contrast to the classy but generally dull competition from what was then another new kid on the block, Lexus. Strangely, the duller cars won out, Lexus outselling Infiniti smartly. That’s left very few Infinitis on the used car circuit, but you all were able to still find some winners. We’ll get to the winningest in a sec, but first… well, you know the drill.
Infiniti may have offered some of the weirdest rides to come out of Japan, but that country is known for their eclectic tastes in almost all things. You know what country isn’t known for that? That’s right, Sweden! The land of Ikea is better known for its stoic reliance on all things white and a penchant for simple honest designs. That doesn’t mean that their car makers haven’t on occasion also gotten weird, and that’s just what we want this week – weird and wonderful Swedes!
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Got that? Good, now lets see what ad won last week.


One of Infiniti’s most desirable present-day cars is also one of its most approachable, that being the G37 in both Sedan and Coupe bodystyles. Those are handsome, capable, and share a lot of parts with the 370Z, which of course means that their pedigree is also top notch.
Before the Japanese up-market brand found its present styling sensibility, it pretty much threw everything it had against the wall to see what would stick. One of the most eclectic of those was the J30, an ovoid sedan that, like the present day G shared a lot of kibbles and bits with Nissan’s Z car. This 1994 J30, in gold and rocking wheels from a G35, looks to be an excellent example of the breed. Found by Citric, it has actually dropped a couple hundred in price since appearing here last week. Somebody in Canada should pick this bad boy up, at least for the opportunity to – as the ad advocates – eat off the engine.
Congrats to Citric, and thanks to you all for playing!
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43 responses to “Craigslist Crapshoot”

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      So many new parts, so low price…!?

      1. P161911 Avatar
        P161911

        And only driven 300 miles since 2007. I’m guessing somebody died or stopped driving.

        1. dukeisduke Avatar
          dukeisduke

          Or died and stopped driving.

    2. SlowJoeCrow Avatar
      SlowJoeCrow

      The C&D review said “Volvo 262C, the car for people who shrink”

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        All hail the internet:
        http://www.volvobertone.com/4enstory.html
        …and thank you for the tip.
        The 262C is the holy grail to some Volvisti. I don’t get it. Bad engine, weird roof, cheesy crowns. The C&D review actually captures that attitude.
        That said, why wouldn’t I want to own one anyway?

    3. dukeisduke Avatar
      dukeisduke

      And the picture is potatoey goodness!

  1. Citric Avatar
    Citric

    The ad describes this ’97 Volvo 850 as a “sweet green wagon” and recommends the buyer take it on adventures.
    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/cSoAAOSwBahVMVLi/$_27.JPG
    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/saskatoon/sweet-green-wagon/1065135062?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

    1. Frank T. Cat Avatar
      Frank T. Cat

      I thought AWD 850’s were only available in Europe….??? Innnnteresting.

      1. Citric Avatar
        Citric

        It was Europe and Canada, which makes sense given that Canada is up north where AWD can be handy (and used to build Volvos too).

  2. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    Lots of new parts, and man could I move some earth with an 8.6 yard bucket!
    http://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_cKrXKJ31EDd_600x450.jpg
    http://fargo.craigslist.org/hvd/4988354679.html

    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      I have about decided that I can have more fun on a regular basis with a bulldozer, Bobcat, or some sort of earth moving equipment than I could with a sports car when I retire. (If I can ever retire.)

  3. Jofes2 Avatar
    Jofes2

    Stripped out 1962 PV 544 with ridiculous red paint here and there anyone?
    http://images.craigslist.org/00T0T_4LaeWjSauXm_600x450.jpg
    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4988577236.html

    1. GTXcellent Avatar
      GTXcellent

      That tow truck would really complement that pay loader

    2. Krautwursten Avatar
      Krautwursten

      I love the moosebulance, and I see you’ve been quicker than me on claiming one of those tracked vehicular rackets, and for cheaper!

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        I guess we covered different ends of the market. They’re plentiful here. A groupf of local boys even made one their final high school year’s banner vehicle (weird Norwegian tradition):
        http://www.nrk.no/hordaland/er-dette-norges-toffeste-russebil_-1.12302460

        1. Krautwursten Avatar
          Krautwursten

          Wait, they put 46 -thousand- dollars into a prom eye catcher? What are Norwegian streets paved with, gold?

          1. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            Gold is too flashy. Their village, Voss, has heated pavements instead. Look at me, I’m not joking.
            http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Michael-Scott-angry-stare-at-toby.gif
            Some students spend literal millions. Google “russebuss” to see how.

  4. Krautwursten Avatar
    Krautwursten

    According to the seller it’s not street legal and you have to pick it up in Denmark; but hey, Volvo Sugga offroader on 44’s with a 455 cui 354 hp Oldsmobile big block for 7300€. And there’s a YouTube video!

    http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=204407020&lang=en

    1. GTXcellent Avatar
      GTXcellent

      “Volvo PV444 Dragracer, questions?:” No sir, no questions what-so-ever.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        That’s what I figured. Regular crapshoots harden the mind.

  5. Krautwursten Avatar
    Krautwursten

    Alternatively if you’re more of a tracks kinda guy you can buy whatever this is by Volvo, also parked in Denmark, for 8500€. Says it’s a little rusty but runs well.
    http://suchen.mobile.de/lkw-inserat/volvo-bv202-nf1-b20-randers-n/205784491.html?lang=en

    1. mad_science Avatar

      Why the Coca Cola logos?

  6. Krautwursten Avatar
    Krautwursten

    And finally to go with GTXcellent’s big yellow Volvo front loader, we have a big yellow Volvo dumper waiting for pickup in Serbia for 11250€.
    http://suchen.mobile.de/lkw-inserat/volvo-dumper-simanovci/160185418.html?lang=en

  7. Robert Davis Avatar
  8. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    When was the last time you saw a “RARE: VW Eurovan Double Cab Syncro (service truck/camper)”?

    Not made in Sweden, but it was imported from there, and was originally purchased by the National Parks service of that country. I’ll call it Swedish by association.

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/w1kAAOSwymxVNDbY/$_27.JPG
    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/banff-canmore/rare:-vw-eurovan-double-cab-syncro-service-truck-camper/1065835567?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

    So, do you need a 4×4 VW Tow Truck (or Camper!) that seats six?

  9. theshiftpattern Avatar
    theshiftpattern

    I’ve seen plenty of beat-up Saab 96s for sale on Craigslist but I’ve never seen one with the European rectangular headlights/grille on there. Obviously transplanted from a different car because it’s a ’68 and those are ’69 and later lights/grille. Interesting nonetheless in the USA where we only got the round lights.
    And bonus points for having terrible quality photos and minimal description in the ad.
    http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/cto/4946268832.html

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      I don’t know if it’s a gras-is-greener-thing, but I definitely prefer the round headlights. I usually do, also on 240’s.

      1. theshiftpattern Avatar
        theshiftpattern

        Agreed, people always want what they didn’t get.
        I actually traded a set of US-lights/grille for a Euro set with a friend in Finland and put them on my ’70 96 (before and after pictures below). I kept the Euro set-up when I sold the car and put some US lights back on. I’m actually retaining the round lights on my ’72 96 because they allow you to fit a wider 99 radiator. This is why most of the factory rally cars had the round lights. I’m going with European mirrors and parking lights, though!

  10. I_Borgward Avatar
    I_Borgward

    A Volvo military truck:
    http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_8FtlQY8VHKp_600x450.jpg
    http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5000462334.html
    And, not particularly weird, except perhaps for the ad copy, written as though you’re going to be asking this guy’s car out on a date:
    http://images.craigslist.org/00808_2ixCA3I7trW_600x450.jpg
    http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4965223752.html

  11. I_Borgward Avatar
    1. I_Borgward Avatar
      I_Borgward

      And, not particularly weird, except for the ad copy in which the owner seems a little too attached. It reads as though you’d be asking his car out on a date:
      http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/4965223752.html

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        Only if you are a “Volvo 164 lover”, obviously. No mention of exhaust diameter?

  12. mdharrell Avatar

    It’s always Tuesday somewhere, right?
    http://images.craigslist.org/01212_aiX6swrpYKq_600x450.jpg
    “Steve McQueen rode one just like this, think about it, are you man enough?” No, probably not.
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/4955346329.html

  13. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    We’ve had a Felt/Laplander before, but what’s special with this hours-fresh ad is the adress that works particularly well in English: 7517 Hell. You’d think they’d offer a more appropriate ZIP code to these people…
    http://finncdn.no/mmo/2015/4/vertical-3/29/8/586/555/18_11483615_xl.jpg
    http://finncdn.no/mmo/2015/4/vertical-3/29/8/586/555/18_2030872068_xl.jpg
    http://finncdn.no/mmo/2015/4/vertical-3/29/8/586/555/18_139493897_xl.jpg
    It’s also in good shape, with fresh tech inspection and extra parts. A good deal at 3800$.