Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer.
With computers in our pockets and spaceships almost making landings like they did in ’50s Sci-Fi, we are truly living in the future. Of course that’s not to say we don’t have plenty of future ahead, and last week we asked for what cars and trucks for sale you thought might make good investments for that future. We’ll revisit that in a sec, but first, this week’s quest.
The downside of buying a vehicle as an investment is that driving it can potentially negatively impact its value. This week let’s say the heck with that and go for cars and trucks that you may eventually lose money on, but that will be a blast on the way down. What I want is: the most horsepower you can find for under $5,000. Vroom, vroom, cheap, cheap.
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Wow, from the looks of things the cars that are presently undervalued are being held onto by their present owners, who are savvily awaiting their eventual market explosion. There were a few potential earners out there, and I’d like to award honorable mention to mrh1965 for nominating a Chevy Cavalier Z24 convertible for only $1,500. I think that’s a car that down the road will garner a following, and is cheap enough to snap up and garage until it does.
The car however that I think will eventually demonstrate the investment acumen – if not the taste – of its buyer, is this ’11 Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet, found by salguod. That’s a car so weird and so unappreciable expensive when new, that its present near-half asking makes this one a decent investment opportunity. Rare, oddball, and likely never to be duplicated, the Cross Cabriolet was Nissan’s middle finger to conformity, and I think it’ll be worth something in that future we’re always told will come. Congrats, salguod!
An honorable mention, I'm pretty tickled, thanks! That Z24 was awesome, dude.
I'll get the ball rolling this week with this (claimed) 600 HP Accord for $3500. That works out to $5.83 per horsepower, I believe. And why wouldn't you want to put 600 hp through the front wheels of your family sedan?!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00606_cYmjEU7pdgg_600x450.jpg">
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4820518132.html
16 cyl (2 x V8, 2 x gearbox) Audi, 500 hp
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QrQAAOSwuMFUfNAP/$_1.JPG">
http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/audi-v8-quat…
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That air-conditioning modification looks like it would be strikingly effective at extra cooling.
As extra heating?
Less so.
At first glance I thought that was Ford Tempo…with a 500hp V16!
My first option (A Skyline GT-R, for $3,500) disappeared before I could post it, but here is a '97 F-150 with a claimed 450 hp for $1,500. It just happens to have lunched its transmission.
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/Hs0AAOSwiCRUa0cU/$_20.JPG" width="500">
S600L, 367 hp
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/z/uPwAAOSwU9xUQM56/$_1.JPG"> http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/mercedes-ben…
1968 Caprice wagon with a 396. In '68, the only 396 offered was the Turbo-Jet 325 hp (gross hp, but also 410 ft/lbs torque). Not bad for $3895
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<a href="http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/4809351338.html” target=”_blank”>http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/4809351338.html
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.racingjunk.com/ui/3/81/36773813-185-1969-JEEP-GLADIATOR-468-BIG-BLOCK.jpg">
468 bigblock? http://www.racingjunk.com/Dirt-Off-Road-Trucks/18…
Somebody has to go down this rabbit hole, right? 700hp for 49000€, just a bit below one million km in mileage. Great deal.
<img src="http://pic.truckscout24.de/images-big/23/11/0015381123001.jpg" width="600">
359 Pete w/ Cummins 400 'Big Cam' 400 hp! $3K
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_87cgNQR59Fb_600x450.jpg">
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/4843710551.h…
Now, all you need is Dennis Weaver and a Plymouth Duster?
Just to be that guy, it was a Plymouth Valiant.
Thanks. Teach me not to check. Here's the poster to compensate. 🙂
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Duel_poster.jpg" width="300">
America wins again.
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How does 275 horsepower for $2,000 strike ya? That's what this '95 Camaro Z28 offers.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_2GxDHzEnFMs_600x450.jpg" />
<a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/4826684971.html” target=”_blank”>http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/4826684971.html
That dust will fly right off!
And what a lovely shade of orange peel below that dust!
The statistician in me wants the hp²/$ pie chart…
This is also a "future classic"
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/01111_c1KNhspGUPI_600x450.jpg">
Rare 1992 3000gt VR4 – $2500
Doesn't seem half bad (or half good)
<a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4844186250.html” target=”_blank”>http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4844186250.html
2000 XJR Suoercharged V8 for $5K. Not sure the horsepower rating for this Jaaaag but you also get walnut and snob appeal, all for $5 grand.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_2btFPWB9Sy4_600x450.jpg" width="600"> <a href="http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/4824627642.html” target=”_blank”>http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/4824627642.html
They were rated at 370 horsepower, if memory serves.
1974 Corvette – with motor and trans (?) $4K
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_5qydSrKW4AK_600x450.jpg" width="600"> http://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/4820745428.html
1984 Corvette – Runs and drives, as is $2,800
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00o0o_24LMuVJgn3e_600x450.jpg" width="600"> http://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/4825344160.html
Was the 84 corvette the worst year for a corvette or the worstest year? Low on power, crossfire injection (iirc), hard riding, digital dash. Yikes.
Now I somehow want one.
I have no idea what output is, but this is goddamn cool for $3500!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_krB7K8CgwyN_600x450.jpg">
hemi V8 1955 Desoto. hot rod rat rod classic automatic transm – $3500
<a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4811004738.html” target=”_blank”>http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4811004738.html
Hey look, In won! Cool.
I think the Cross Cab will be a great buy in 7-8 years or so, closer to the bottom of the depreciation curve. Ditto on the ZDX I posted as well, but more like 10+ years out on that one.
Now, let's see what I can find this week.
Does it need a car attached? Here's a "new" Chevy 408 (it says so on the tape on the valve cover)estimated to make 485hp for $4950:
http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/4843920229.htm…
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If I can bust the price cap, here's a "Honda race engine" that was "professionally built as a magazine project:" and "Built to produce as much as 1000 HP with T76 turbo." It's sure shiny, but alas, it's $6K: http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/4798093771.htm…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00707_jChRsRIBXeP_600x450.jpg" width="600/">
That Honda engine… I'll allow it.
Especially if it can be mounted in a beat-up base-model Civic with a rollcage, to prank the LeMons Supreme Court…
VTEC just kicked in, Yo!
BOOM! within ten laps.
Eh, just put a smaller turbo on it. Reliable 400hp still ain't shabby!
Hmmm…a B-series engine. Which means it should fit into my CR-V. With a big enough crowbar and hammer.
89 Conquest stuffed with a "built 360" V8. No idea of the power, but ought to be healthy. Besides, it's a V8 Conquest?
http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4825667296.htm…
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$4575 for a claimed 400-450 HP in this shit-brown base-model 79 Malibu sedan. http://wausau.craigslist.org/cto/4817743045.html
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1992 Subaru SVX AWD GREAT FOR WINTER
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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/edmonton/1992-…
Only 230hp, but don't funky windows act as a multiplier?
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/rvs/4845826121.h…
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300 HP diesel pusher, turning the wheels, and untold additional horsepower in the Skoal Bandit funny car on the side.
1964 Olds Jetstar
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00303_lF0jEb8y1Vb_600x450.jpg"> <a href="http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/4836380338.html” target=”_blank”>http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/4836380338.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldsmobile_Jetstar_I…
345hp, not adjusted for inflation.
Not sure exactly how much is available here, but the seller said he "added stickers on the back window for more horsepower," so I'd guess we're looking at at least 533hp here…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00u0u_kXb7fSNlJTc_600x450.jpg"> <a href="http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/4821830981.html” target=”_blank”>http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/4821830981.html
How about this little badass. 10 horsepower!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00j0j_8acxEpdaxvX_600x450.jpg"> <a href="http://rockies.craigslist.org/cto/4844810430.html” target=”_blank”>http://rockies.craigslist.org/cto/4844810430.html
450+ horsepower, for only $4995!
… wait, where's the engine?
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00w0w_3XnUzCC2WWJ_600x450.jpg"> <a href="http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4808258542.html” target=”_blank”>http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4808258542.html