Craigslist Crapshoot

By Robert Emslie Jan 14, 2015

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
With computers in our pockets and spaceships almost making landings like they did in ’50s Sci-Fi, we are truly living in the future. Of course that’s not to say we don’t have plenty of future ahead, and last week we asked for what cars and trucks for sale you thought might make good investments for that future. We’ll revisit that in a sec, but first, this week’s quest.
The downside of buying a vehicle as an investment is that driving it can potentially negatively impact its value. This week let’s say the heck with that and go for cars and trucks that you may eventually lose money on, but that will be a blast on the way down. What I want is: the most horsepower you can find for under $5,000. Vroom, vroom, cheap, cheap.
As always, we want your finds to go down in infamy and not in the site’s spam filter. Follow any of the following advice and you’re crap will be known far and wide.

  1. Easiest way to not get caught in the spam filters is to create an IntenseDebate account. If you do so and your posts aren’t appearing, let us know at ti**@********se.info and we can put you on the whitelist
  2. If you don’t want an IDC account, you can create a wordpress.com account and do the same thing.
  3. If you’re the Ted Kaczynski type and don’t want any kind of account, then try to place only a single link in a comment and just drop any outgoing link in via its raw URL and not as a text link.

Got that? Good, now let’s check out our potential portfolio enhancements.


Wow, from the looks of things the cars that are presently undervalued are being held onto by their present owners, who are savvily awaiting their eventual market explosion. There were a few potential earners out there, and I’d like to award honorable mention to mrh1965 for nominating a Chevy Cavalier Z24 convertible for only $1,500. I think that’s a car that down the road will garner a following, and is cheap enough to snap up and garage until it does.
The car however that I think will eventually demonstrate the investment acumen – if not the taste – of its buyer, is this ’11 Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet, found by salguod. That’s a car so weird and so unappreciable expensive when new, that its present near-half asking makes this one a decent investment opportunity. Rare, oddball, and likely never to be duplicated, the Cross Cabriolet was Nissan’s middle finger to conformity, and I think it’ll be worth something in that future we’re always told will come. Congrats, salguod!
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0 thoughts on “Craigslist Crapshoot”
    1. That air-conditioning modification looks like it would be strikingly effective at extra cooling.
      As extra heating?
      Less so.

    1. Was the 84 corvette the worst year for a corvette or the worstest year? Low on power, crossfire injection (iirc), hard riding, digital dash. Yikes.

  1. Hey look, In won! Cool.
    I think the Cross Cab will be a great buy in 7-8 years or so, closer to the bottom of the depreciation curve. Ditto on the ZDX I posted as well, but more like 10+ years out on that one.
    Now, let's see what I can find this week.

  2. Does it need a car attached? Here's a "new" Chevy 408 (it says so on the tape on the valve cover)estimated to make 485hp for $4950:
    http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/4843920229.htm
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00U0U_aJ0EH7pHoSc_600x450.jpg&quot; width="600/">
    If I can bust the price cap, here's a "Honda race engine" that was "professionally built as a magazine project:" and "Built to produce as much as 1000 HP with T76 turbo." It's sure shiny, but alas, it's $6K: http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/4798093771.htm
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/00707_jChRsRIBXeP_600x450.jpg&quot; width="600/">

    1. That Honda engine… I'll allow it.
      Especially if it can be mounted in a beat-up base-model Civic with a rollcage, to prank the LeMons Supreme Court…

    2. Hmmm…a B-series engine. Which means it should fit into my CR-V. With a big enough crowbar and hammer.

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