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  • Blank Canvas: The MGA, in V8 and Rotary Flavors

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    With proper fabrication skills, a car is a blank canvas for any angle-grinder wielding auteur. Today, we consider thought provoking variations on that hallowed tradition of stuffing a British roadster’s bonnet full of some lairy motor. However, instead of the more traditional and famous Tiger or AC Ace, today’s MGA twins bring a touch of…

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  • Coming Soon – The Mullin Automotive Museum

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    Do you like to stare at vehicles that exemplify the ideal of cars as art? Of course you do! You will be happy to know that a new automotive museum is opening up next month in Oxnard, CA. The Mullin Automotive Museum is opening it’s doors this April to showcase impressive French beauties from the Art…

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  • Not-Recycling Hurts Us All, Especially This Guy

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    Who knew trash day could be so dangerous? This poor guy’s just trying to feed the dumpster, but the driver of the Renault is apparently angry that he’s mixing dark and clear plastics.

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  • Hold On Loosely

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    In case y’all were wondering, we’re in the process of switching Hooniverse to a new server, and this has caused some major headaches for the Braff-master, as well as a dearth of content for everybody. We’re sorry you’re not getting your USDA- suggested allotment of hoon today, but we should be up and hooning again…

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  • Hooniverse Asks- What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Driven?

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    There’s a lot of weird stuff out there. There are cars which are the personal expression of someone’s warped psyche, and there are some that, for some reason, managed to slip through the machinations of the corporate approval process only to be met with a collective WTF? by the buying public. Have you managed to slip behind…

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  • Are You Man Enough to Drive a Pink Nash Metropolitan?

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    If you’re reading this site, you’ve probably come around to the idea of a Miata as an acceptable man’s car. In fact, on the whole, we’re cool with little cars. But dude…that’s a lot of pink.

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  • Found on Ebay: Seven Deadly Sins Edition

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    Deuteronomy 5:21 ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, and you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field or his male servant or his female servant, his ox or his donkey or anything that belongs to your neighbor.’  But what if your neighbor owns an original 7? 

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  • Last Call- Belissima Edition

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    This jewel of a bike is a Benelli, as you can tell from the decals on both gas and oil tanks. But it was sold here in the U.S. by another company, a clue to which is evident as well. For your Friday evening rumination- who was that company, and what did they call this…

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  • Announcing the Hooniversal Car of the Year!

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    The voting is over, the campaigning has come to an end, and with a great deal less pain and a great deal more excitement than any actual political election, the Hooniversal Car of the Year has been decided. For anyone following the epic, nail-biting drama, this should be no surprise. The results were there for…

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  • Last Call- Accidents Happen Edition

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    Hopefully the police will get to the bottom of this. Image source: [thatwillbuffout.com]

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  • Last Call- Paging Nicholas Cage Edition

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    Introverts. . .  need not apply.

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  • The Iconic Roadster

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    Last week was the first installment of Modern Art Monday, and we took a look at the taillight of the Jaguar XJ. Today we are looking at an entire vehicle. The Iconic Roadster is a low-volume, high-horsepower monster that takes the style of the classic AC Cobra and turns it into a modern work of…

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  • Beach 16 Show

    Beach 16 Show

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    If you enjoy viewing images of auto related stuff included in the images above, my fellow Hoons will probably want to make the jump to see more.

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  • '79 BMW 635CSI, for You, We Would Jump Through a Thousand, Million Hoops

    '79 BMW 635CSI, for You, We Would Jump Through a Thousand, Million Hoops

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    California’s Smog control policies get a mostly undue bad rap. First off, everything ’75 and earlier is a free for all. Post-’75, you have to pass a visual inspection and the sniffer test. It’s also pretty easy to do engine swaps, provided the new engine is from the same model year or later and still…

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  • Caption This: Back To The Future Of Saskatchewan Edition

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    In celebration of the fact that I finally have Interweb tubes back into my house again, I present you with one of the first things to cross my desk the moment I got reconnected. Now, you know me, I love to ramble on at length about the most trivial of matters; in this case, however,…

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  • Obscure, Poorly Built, and Slow, the Gilbern Invader Still Best Welsh Car Ever

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    OK, so Gilbern was the only Welsh marque ever, but even so, just look at it! The Mustang-meets-Longchamp lines, the gaping maw inhaling a gryphon, the howling Essex six-pot up front … it’s positively nwydwyllt, in the local vowel-challenged tongue.

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