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  • Last Call- Turtlenecks and VWs Edition

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    And if you can sell your wife on her ’60s bullet bra being the only “crush space” in the event of an accident, you deserve a 34-second zero to sixty time. Image source: [Reddit]

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  • Screw it, We're Moving to Sweden

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    An old pal from a job that’s partially responsible for my screen name tipped me to some top-shelf Swedish vodka insanity. We bring you the Heron Hillclimb, which we can best describe as a mini Pike’s Peak mixed with a typical crop of Cars and Coffee attendees. Seriously, this is madness…

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  • For the Price of a Lexus ES350, You Could Have This Thing

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    $42 grand. That’s it. $42k For a Toronado-powered five-axle rig with a hydrogen peroxide rocket powered land-speed racer on the back. The scale of the picture’s a little hard to grasp, so we’ll help you out: that cab’s only 5.5 feet tall. This rig’s made appearances at Cars and Coffee, and I’ve actually seen it…

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  • Trade my 1973 Mustang Convertible for your plane

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    Got an old Cessna in your backyard that just doesn’t get any love anymore?  How about an ultralight in your garage collecting dust?  Have I got a deal for you!

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  • It's Like Riding a Bike

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    Not much of a rider, but boy can he run! Image source: [Imgur.com]

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  • Use your grandma to sell your car

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    Got a car you are trying to sell?  Grab your grandma, some colorful cardboard and a marker and take notes.

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  • The Detroit Auto Show; What are the highlights thus far?

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    Since Andy Didorosi has already finished a post on the Auto Show (Thanks Andy) I just thought I would do a quick post on what we (UDman and engineerd) think are the highlights of the NAIAS so far. Here is Dustin shooting a video for Streetfire.net (and having a great time, by the way).

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  • SUV Showdown: Infiniti FX50 Vs Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8, Part 3

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    It’s time to move on from ridiculous hoonage back to the real world (for now). After the canyons and the empty streets of California City came miles of long, straight highway.

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  • Hooniverse Asks- What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Watched Race?

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    Bar stools, bathtug regattas, Formula 5000, it seems like, if you can strap a motor on it, somebody will race it. Have you has the pleasure of experiencing some odd oval action?

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  • Lock Up Your Children! Suspiciousvans.com Cruises Neighborhood

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    Sometimes you wish certain things were creatively photoshopped joke images. Unfortunately (or fortunately, and regardless, hilariously) suspicousvans.com wants to creep up behind you, stuff you inside, and make you laugh.

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  • NSU Spider Wankel Formerly Known as Prinz Makes a Rare eBay Appearance

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    Purple rain, pur-ple rain. . . oops, sorry. Before Mazda let us know that while others went boing-boing-boing, they went hmmmmmm, NSU brought to market the world’s first production car powered by a Wankel engine. And now eBay has an NSU Spider with a starting bid of $15,000. Does that make you go hmmmmm?

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  • Hooniverse Asks- Now That Hummer is Dead, is it a Good Time to Buy a Hummer?

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    General Motors pulled the plug on Hummer yesterday, after failing to come to terms with Chinese investors who finally realized that the “hummers” they were buying didn’t involve women in fishnets and hotpants. Now that they aren’t buying Hummer, do you think you should buy one? Originally built by AM General, and intended as a…

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  • Showdown: $35k Racers – War of 1812 Redux

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    Our last Showdown was a knife fight between two American-engined bruisers, with the LS1-swapped E30 giving the GT500 the coup de grâce. Today’s Showdown is a transatlantic battle between two completely different ways of thinking – a bantamweight Englishman versus a classic American heavyweight. Will the redcoats metaphorically burn Washington, or will the ‘Mericans whip…

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  • Last Call- You Bastard Edition

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    Somebody better hurry up and grab this, something tells me it’ll be gone by tomorrow. Tippecanoe Craigslist and mad props to Dr Danger.

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  • Hooniverse Editorial: The Standard of the World and How to Reinvent Cadillac – Part 3

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    This is an ongoing series in which I examine Cadillac, and try and think about how Cadillac can successfully go upmarket. We looked at one of the most opulent Cadillacs ever, the V-16. Now let’s take a look at a truly outlandish Cadillac, offered between 1957 and 1960, the Cadillac Eldorado Brougham.

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  • I Don't Think This is an April Fool's Joke

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    The Chrysler/Maserati TC has gone down in history as one of the more horrible offspring of two parents who may have imbibed too much chianti on the night of conception. That combination of Chrysler chassis and Maserati-modded motor lived up to neither the sporting pretensions of the Italians, nor the luxury pedigree of previous Chryslers.…

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