Articles
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SUV Showdown: Infiniti FX50 Vs Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8, Part 2
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After hammering the canyons and making short work of the Antelope Valley, we rolled into California City ready for some mischief. For those unfamiliar, California City is a community master-planned back in the late 50s. If you look it up on Google Maps, you’ll see a grid of roads that suggests miles of suburban sprawl.…
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Hooniverse via Automotive Traveler: Supercharged 650-Horsepower Mr. Norm's 2010 Camaro
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Automotive Travelers’ Rich Truesdell was occupied over the July 4th weekend driving the new RPO SERIES L78 Kenne Bell-supercharged 2010 Camaro in Death Valley.
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Hooniverse Asks – What's the Best Car for an HOV Access Sticker?
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Environmentalists everywhere are weeping into their Whole Foods Market Organic Pomegranate Blueberry Italian Spritzer as we speak. Why? Because California recently decided to pull the HOV access carpet from under them. No more can a Prius owner do 15 under the speed limit while another simultaneously rides 2 nanometers off your rear bumper in the…
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Mystery Car
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It’s Friday and that usually means two things: radio stations are all playing Loverboy, and Hooniverse has another Mystery Car challenge. You know what to do about the first- fluff out your mullet and do a drum solo on your desk. For the second, we’re going to ask you to do something that you probably…
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Why We Love Citroëns: Gruppe B Edition
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As Mr. Lieberman’s lovingly crafted ode to the most complicated car in the world, and the Autoblog podcast featuring our own Tim and Jeff conclusively showed, Hooniverse loves Citroëns. Here’s another reason – the BX 4TC (no relation to XTC, sorry new wave fans).
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1959 F250 Crew Cab Could Probably be the Mascot for Brawley, CA
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Ever been to Brawley? Actually, no one’s every been to Brawley. If you’ve made an eastward trek out of San Diego, you might have been through Brawley. One could consider it a suburb on the north side of the bustling metropolis that is El Centro. Yours truly has purchased both gas and food in Brawley…
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Mike Spinelli Is The New Editor-In-Chief of 0-60 Magazine
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Proving me wrong once again, Twitter has just revealed itself to be somewhat useful. Okay, maybe “useful” is too strong a word.
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Hooniverse Asks- Who's Your Favorite Race Driver?
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They say that racers are wired differently, that they have faster mental reflexes and an innate sense of hubris. That being said, we all have our favorites, whether it’s from NASCAR, Formula One, WRC or another tire turning competition.
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Classic Cars International, Antique Auto Museum of Utah… part 2
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Having lived in Utah for 11 years it’s a little sad that I have never heard of this place before now. Sadder yet is the fact that I have visited the industrial cleaning supply store half a block down on at least 3 occasions and FAILED TO NOTICE an effin Studebaker perched on the roof…
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Last Call- Mother Mary Full of Grace, Help Me Win This Stock Car Race Edition
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So, two nuns are driving back to the convent, late one night, along a deserted stretch of road. Suddenly, a dark shape passes overhead and a vampire, all bared teeth and flowing cape, lands on the hood of the car. The nun driving swerves out of panic, but that fails to dislodge the blood sucking…
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Not So Smart
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BMW drivers are notorious parking masters and today we saw the putrid efforts of a parking master with the keys to a raging bull. However any person with the keys to a car and a sense of inflated-awesome can pull of a shining example of stupid. Exhibit Asshole is the SMART car pictured above. Two…
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Aural Pleasure: Ferrari 412T1 Makes Sweet Love to the Tympanic Membrane, Yes?
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With the most anticipated Formula 1 season in ages set to kick off tomorrow with practice for the Bahrain Grand Prix, we can’t help but lament the fact that although there is still a fair bit of variety in terms of chassis, the engines, as in so many other categories, have become homogenized. Oh, sure,…
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Fun with owners manuals
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Otherwise known as “The Idiots Guide to Your Car”.
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Handicapped? I Thought You Said Lamborghinicapped
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Not being judgmental here, after all being a raging douchebag is seen as a handicap by many. Image source: [Imgur.com]
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Triumph in Knoxville with a Very Special Spitfire
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From the Conflict of Interest Department comes this remarkably well photographed ’69 Triumph Spitfire MkIII. Not only is the photography near professional grade, but the listing is written by someone with very good wordsmithing skills. It’s as if…as if some guy living in Knoxville, who writes about cars for a living, with a fondness for project…
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Harbinger of the Robot Apocalypse, Case File #101101: Meet the LittleDog
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Just because we have a penchant for, say, ’77 Pontiac Can Ams here at Hooniverse Consumer Products, doesn’t mean we don’t have our eyes firmly set on the bleeding edge of 21st-century technology. And from what we’ve seen of tomorrow’s impending android revolution, it’s coming a lot sooner than you think.