The Pothole, The Back Story
LongRoofianNow this olelongrooffan is certain that a whole bunch of we Hoons out here in Hooniverse are not all that…
$600 1965 T-Bird: LeMons or What?
Tim OdellThe problem with searching for LeMons cars is that it's too easy to come across potential daily drivers. For instance,…
OnStar, How May I Help You?
Jeff Glucker"This is OnStar Emergency, have you just been in an accident?" "Yes, I am a vehicle porter for a GM…
Merde Incorporated: Peugeot 604 Turbodiesel Gives This 300SD Owner Pause
HooniverseAsk the average hoon to name a European full-size (by Continental standards, anyhow) sedan from the waning years of the…
Craigslist Noir
Robert EmslieSome things look better in black and white- crime dramas in which the women are referred to as "dames," Ansel…
Which One's The Dummy? HOV Scofflaw Gets Picayune Penalty
A New York driver faces a $135 fine for driving solo in the HOV lane. She thought she could skirt…
AMC Hornet Rallye X 360 is Not a Rollerblade Trick
...but it kind of sounds like one. Predating the era of Oakley Frogskins and neon-green Xtreme everything by about 20…
Craigslist Find: International No-Brainer Edition
Eureka! That's what you'll be saying about this idiot-proof steal, because that's where you're going in order to rescue this…
YaMon! Jamaican II: Fiberglass Boogaloo
Wow. Just...wow. We've never seen a more perfect distillation of the low-end car buying experience. We've got a no-engined kit…
UNICAT: Unholy Spawn of RV, Dakar Truck, and Ghengis Khan
Alex KiersteinRoad trips are fun, but there’s hardly any adventure in the typical one (unless you count digestive issues caused by…