By Robert Emslie
If Billy Mays taught us anything, it was that overweight hucksters with bad hearts should lay off the coke. He also taught us that the key to the sale is to hook ’em early, and to make a personal connection with your audience. That learning is in evidence in this Baltimore CL ad, unfortunately the audience appears to be tools.
In case the seller grows a conscience and pulls the ad, you car catch the whole thing after the jump.
Rhymin’ Simon only sells cars by day. At night, he rocks the keyboard in a Billy Joel tribute band.
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So what if it's an SVX – $4850 for an 18-year-old Subaru?
It's a little high, but not hugely out of line for a clean, well-documented SVX in a private sale. Be very wary of used car dealers, though.
It's a little high, but not hugely out of line for a clean, well-documented SVX in a private sale. Be very wary of used car dealers, though.
It's a little high, but not hugely out of line for a clean, well-documented SVX in a private sale. Be very wary of used car dealers, though.
WOW, JUST WOW. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET UP TOMORROW AND HOCK ALL MY MOM'S JEWELRY AND HIGHTAIL IT TO BALTIMORE TO PICK UP THIS HOT, SWEET RIDE FROM THESE GUYS WHO CAN'T POSSIBLY BE DOUCHES OR DISHONEST. AFTER ALL, COULD THEY STAY IN BUSINESS IF THEY WERE?!?!?!?!?!11
TOO MUCH PUNCTUATION YOU TRYING TOO BE SMART
DAM U BUSTAD MEEE IME REEELLY NAWT AS BRITE ASI SEEMZ.
"This is just the car you need if you like a coupe with…cassette/power windows."
I don't. Window cassettes are beginning to become very hard to find, plus they just never were that good. Add on to it the cheap Chinese knockoffs which were just copies of copies of copies, and the quality was horrible. Have you ever heard a window hiss?
Bwahaha! "If Billy Mays has taught us anything…"
YOU CAN'T REPEL FLAVOR OF THIS MAGNITUDE!
I JUST HATE THE SEEDY DEALER ADS OF CRAIGSLIST!!!
THIS ONE IS PARTICULARLY EGREGIOUS!!!
AND I MEAN IT!!
THERE WEBSITE IS TOTALLY AS SIMILARLY EGREGIOUS!!!
http://www.autobankinc.com/
Click the 'About Us' link and see the awesome picture of their world headquarters.
I bet it's in a really nice part of town too…
<img href = "http://www.autobankinc.com/ASImages/240/Matt.jpg">
THERE WEBSITE IS TOTALLY AS SIMILARLY EGREGIOUS!!!
http://www.autobankinc.com/
Click the 'About Us' link and see the awesome picture of their world headquarters.
THERE WEBSITE IS TOTALLY AS SIMILARLY EGREGIOUS!!!
http://www.autobankinc.com/
Click the 'About Us' link and see the awesome picture of their world headquarters.
Meek? why would you use that word as a positive description?
Think sexy librarian. I think that's what he was aiming at with that descriptor.
Think sexy librarian. I think that's what he was aiming at with that descriptor.
It could be just $4200. But someone has to pay for all that wasted white space.
"MAN I'M GLAD I CAME TO AUTOBANK."
WHO THE HELL ISN'T?
I am particularly impressed with their separation of BANK and RUPTCY.
I d like to get a domme like this one ! More posts like this?
Amazing post about femdom , I ask for more