For just $700, this 1995 Mercedes-Benz E320 wagon could be your new ticket to LeMons greatness. Now, I don’t mean that you’re going to win any races but you certainly have plenty of room to come up with one hell of a theme… hell the car is already blank-slate white. Additionally, you could probably sell off so many parts from this rig that not only would you duck under that $500 max racing price but you’d wind up ahead. That’s before you then factor back in the costs of getting it running right, adding a rollcage, and all of that other goodness that goes with turning a street car into the scorn of the EPA. Regardless, someone should buy this and turn it into one of the following:

• Some manner of Star Wars vessel.
• An aircraft carrier that launches RC planes or drone-copters.
• A wagon version of the Red Pig (seriously that would be the shit)
• A Nürburgring support vehicle

Choose one of those and have a blast on the crap can racing circuit. [Source: Craigslist]