By Robert Emslie
On the other side of the bumper: You can take my bacon when you can pry it from my warm, greasy fingers.
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If God wanted us to safely tow trailers then why did he attach the 7-pin adapter to the underside of the bumper with one rusty drywall screw?
What's the safety issue? The ground is one of the 7 pins, and the housing (not necessarily the bracket) is typically plastic. I have one that's held on by a zip tie, for probably a decade now.
I see this on a Jeep every so often:
¡ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
Alternate (could we say inverted?) version I saw on a presumable first-responder's car at the Ojibwe Forests Rally in 2009:
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Forget dead prez… today is Enzo's birthday. He was born on this day in 1898. This should be an International Day of Remembrance.
I wonder, since vegans claim to never eat anything with a face, how can they ever enjoy oral sex?
Maybe some of them think that oral sex means, "Talk dirty to me."
And what do they do if the kids want Spongebob popsicles?
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Someone here needs to buy this thing:
1969 Mercedes-Benz L408 G Auxiliary Fire Truck: http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/merced…
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And it's only 40 grand.
Did a pile of comments just disappear?
It seems so, I have made but one comment on this site… HAHAHA!!!
And the precious, precious points are disappearing too!
I assume this means at long last they're being converted into fabulous prizes of unspeakable value.
Wait! Ferrous Oxide has a value!?? We're rich!!!!