There’s always some new angle that people are trying out in order to separate you from your money – two for one sales, subscriber discounts, value add-ons. In the case of the seller of this 1970 Maverick field stone it appears that he wanted to generate a sense of limited time availability. That’s all well and good, but setting the car on fire may not have been the best tactic in doing so.
Unleash the puns!
It had not been started in some time so I tried to fire it up. Now this is one smoking ride, and the patina is hot!
But will the engine fire?
Hot dang!
new Lucas wiring harness is rare on detroit iron, should raise the value
Is that really a Maverick? It looks more like a Comet.
Fire sale!
/low hanging fruit
So much Pah! it leaves a cloud of black smoke wherever it goes!
"…Recently converted to coal-fired steam power. Just the answer to today's high cost of gasoline…"
"…might need a new timing chain, as it seems to backfire from the carburetor."
Zipties! really, I ziptied my plate to the gril on my mazdaspeed when I was stopped by a cop for having it in the window…