By Robert Emslie
And that my friends, is an arm rest… rest.
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Jeff Glucker
The optional Puppy Holder.
Simply a-door-able.
Dog-matic use of the word “rest”.
He’ll find himself in a jamb if he’s not careful.
Way off topic, but I started thinking about bicycles on racetracks. Check this 37-minute lap of the Nurburgring:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvoG-VgWELY
There’s actually some good “racing” – in the car racing sense – at about 26:20. They must be pushing 60mph at times.
It’s actually pretty hard to find bicycles on racetracks because search engines read “bicycle” as “bike” and give motorcycle results. Still, imagine bicycle racing on gokart tracks. The crashes would be amazing!
Imagine the Tour De France peloton being sucked down the Laguna Seca corkscrew…
Oh, so that’s already a thing:
http://www.bicycling.com/sites/bicycling.com/files/styles/slideshow-desktop/public/slides/laguna-seca-sea-otter-classic_0.jpg
reading Blake’s byebye post reminded me of LA, and that reminded me of the video for Kendrick Lamar’s “Alright”.
if you’re into The Hip Hops, you need to see it. it happens to have some cars doing some hooning (though i think the hooning is happening in the Bay Area) so it’s totes ‘verse-relevant.
if you’re not into The Hip Hops or whatever politics might be associated with it, just mute it and go to like 2:00 because it’s a great video, even outside of the cars. it’s visually arresting, if i were to pick the most pretentious phrase i could.
language warning.
Let’s not give any ideas to the people at Dartz, OK?
I just came up with a new game. It’s called Marchionne-era-Lancia-metaphor-stand-off, or MELMSO. I’ll start.
The Lancia Voyager is like a tiramisu with barbeque sauce.
The Lancia Thema is like apple pie mixed with lasagna.