By Robert Emslie
You can take the hillbilly out of the hills but you’ll never get the hills out of the hillbilly.
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Nigel, knowing that Lamborghini made tractors, wanted to impress his mates and show off his new tractor-trailer combo.
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I have a pal who rehabilitates Teslas, because that’s a thing. Evidently there’s a pretty good margin in taking a flooded, salvage titled Tesla that the factory won’t service anymore, going through the electrics and interior, and selling it, sans warranty. He’s flipped his way through 8 of them and now has a high option model. His poor Nissan Leaf is feeling neglected.
Always an operator out there chiseling a buck out of the used car market.
I guess that market is based on champagne floodings?
I am going to guess the floods in the Houston Texas area. But I was wondering that too.
Champagne floodings and Caviar dingle berries!
Take a tip from your Uncle Vinnie. You take all those leaves, you load them into the trailer. Then, you go for a nice blast up the road, stretch its legs out. No leaves, no problem.
After spending all the lottery winnings on a Lamborghini, and putting new tires on the trailer, Jeb realised he didn’t have enough money left for a pickup truck.
Can you imagine the guy who was asked to put the tow hitch on the Lamborghini?
Let’s see: lots of horsepower, lots of torque and a low first gear. Seems like a waste of the car not to use it for towing. I’m a little disappointed that the trailer doesn’t have Lambo doors, though.
“I don’t own the the clothes I’m wearing
But I’m beyond the point of caring
And I got one more silver dollar
But I’m not gonna let them catch me
No, I’m not gonna let the catch The Midnight
Drug DealerRider….Sparky Approves……………
Have you seen that movie, “My Versatile Lamborghini?”
No, but I’ve seen the trailer.