Last Call- Capri No-Pants Edition

By Robert Emslie Jun 17, 2011

Typically, car show models make you want to get closer to the cars.

Image source: [allfordmustangs.com]

25 thoughts on “Last Call- Capri No-Pants Edition”
  1. Mrs. Jazdy just took a look at this. She's pretty good at identifying nice girls for Mr. Jazdy to look at (but not touch) and she just threw up a little in her mouth.

      1. Can't be Steven Tyler. She needs about 400% more lips. And about 40 lbs less weight.

  2. "He won't look our way…"
    "He is gay, for sure. He keeps talking about "Lucas" and "pushing his damn buttons but they won't work all the time" when he was leaning against that little car."
    "What kind of car is that?"
    "I don't know, but I think he is a freak too. He keep saying he loved Midgets."

  3. Hrm, I dunno. The brunette looks like she might be the entertaining kind of crazy. Kinda like a small block powered MG.

    1. That was exactly my thought. The blonde looks like the type who would have to roll over and answer her cellphone in the middle of Act II. "OHmigod, Jenny, you totally would not believe what I'm doing right now."
      The brunette looks like the type who would take YOU out for shots of tequila just to make sure she could have her way with you.
      Which can be a hell of a lot of fun.

  4. mmmm I smell teen angst and rebellion. 'scuse me, would you ladies like to hop in my van and have a wine cooler and look at my tattoos?

    1. Well, it's obvious that they haven't eaten an actual meal in months, especially the blonde, so what do you expect?

  5. Is any one getting an "Of Mice and Men" vibe off these two?
    Girl in red: "They're gonna do bad things to the Capri, Georgette."
    Girl in black: "Pipe down, Lenny! They's customers"

  6. now heres somthing you will really like… that is a 2.8 injection model, witch also interchanges with the 2.3 v6 mk 5 cortina (same block differerent capacity) a 302 windsor v8 will fit under ther bonnet no trouble doesnt weigh that much more than the 3 liter v6 that has probally blown up anyway…. yes they are in left hand drive but only if you live in germany or europe. the rarest model is the aston marton capri twin turbo and a grille less front so the engine boiled they only made 100 of them less than that are still running. (x memeber of the ford capri club)

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