Last Call- Capri No-Pants Edition

Typically, car show models make you want to get closer to the cars.

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25 responses to “Last Call- Capri No-Pants Edition”

  1. PrawoJazdy Avatar

    Mrs. Jazdy just took a look at this. She's pretty good at identifying nice girls for Mr. Jazdy to look at (but not touch) and she just threw up a little in her mouth.

  2. citroen67 Avatar

    That "blonde" doesn't look too terrible, but that brunette looks like she's trying to pinch one off. Yikes…

    1. Alff Avatar

      That's Steven Tyler, his brand new Capri and his blond girlfriend.

      1. Deartháir Avatar

        Can't be Steven Tyler. She needs about 400% more lips. And about 40 lbs less weight.

    2. Joe Btfsplk Avatar
      Joe Btfsplk

      "What's a nice Capri like you doing with trashy girls like that?"

  3. KAH Avatar

    I like the car best it’s closer to my age

  4. lilwillie Avatar

    "He won't look our way…"
    "He is gay, for sure. He keeps talking about "Lucas" and "pushing his damn buttons but they won't work all the time" when he was leaning against that little car."
    "What kind of car is that?"
    "I don't know, but I think he is a freak too. He keep saying he loved Midgets."

  5. Van Sarockin Avatar
    Van Sarockin

    They certainly seem to be putting the 'pro' into booth professional.

  6. VeeArrrSix Avatar

    Play nice now ladies please?

    1. Deartháir Avatar

      Or don't. That's fine too.

  7. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    Hrm, I dunno. The brunette looks like she might be the entertaining kind of crazy. Kinda like a small block powered MG.

    1. Deartháir Avatar

      That was exactly my thought. The blonde looks like the type who would have to roll over and answer her cellphone in the middle of Act II. "OHmigod, Jenny, you totally would not believe what I'm doing right now."
      The brunette looks like the type who would take YOU out for shots of tequila just to make sure she could have her way with you.
      Which can be a hell of a lot of fun.

  8. Jo Schmo Avatar
    Jo Schmo

    mmmm I smell teen angst and rebellion. 'scuse me, would you ladies like to hop in my van and have a wine cooler and look at my tattoos?

  9. Joe Btfsplk Avatar
    Joe Btfsplk

    Needs bigger ta-ta's.

  10. $kaycog Avatar

    Those are the crankiest looking females I've seen in a long time.

    1. Mad_Hungarian Avatar

      Well, it's obvious that they haven't eaten an actual meal in months, especially the blonde, so what do you expect?

      1. Deartháir Avatar

        Hey now. Meth counts as food.

  11. Jennings R. Scroggs, Jr. Avatar
    Jennings R. Scroggs, Jr.

    Is any one getting an "Of Mice and Men" vibe off these two?
    Girl in red: "They're gonna do bad things to the Capri, Georgette."
    Girl in black: "Pipe down, Lenny! They's customers"

  12. P. Frere Avatar
    P. Frere

    Have you never been to England? That is as good as it gets.

  13. gooseboy78 Avatar

    now heres somthing you will really like… that is a 2.8 injection model, witch also interchanges with the 2.3 v6 mk 5 cortina (same block differerent capacity) a 302 windsor v8 will fit under ther bonnet no trouble doesnt weigh that much more than the 3 liter v6 that has probally blown up anyway…. yes they are in left hand drive but only if you live in germany or europe. the rarest model is the aston marton capri twin turbo and a grille less front so the engine boiled they only made 100 of them less than that are still running. (x memeber of the ford capri club)

  14. P. Frere Avatar
    P. Frere

    England by way of California cosmetic surgery.

  15. Van Sarockin Avatar
    Van Sarockin

    Well, the sunroof seems pretty happy about the whole situation.

  16. McQueen Avatar

    Two girls one car ?

    1. Van Sarockin Avatar
      Van Sarockin

      Two Girls, One Capri: Shorter, Thinner, Cut.