Hoontastic Advice: Never Car Pool With a Circus Performer

Showing off, it’s what we men do, it’s the thing that separates us from the animals. Well, most of them at least, I once saw a chimp who seemed really proud of his poo-throwing ability. Man, was that stuff’s hard to clean out of your hair. In this case, while demonstrating some Olympic-caliber acrobatics, a non-chimp shows us why it’s always best to use other people’s cars for such activities.
Check it out after the jump.


Typically this kind of aerobic display is undertaken by small, young women with massive, head-crushing thighs and perky smiles. This portly pommel-horser has neither of those attributes, and while he may boast of being ‘spry,’ it’s all too obvious that his lard-ass makes his balance less than optimum. This is the kind of stunt that usually is preceded and followed by the phrases ‘Hold my beer,’ and ‘I meant to do that.’ Of course, in this case, it probably also resulted in the headstander asking ‘little help here?’
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