He Hates These Signs! Stay Away From The Signs!

I've always maintained that you have to be a real asshat to drive one of these, and I'm right. I know somebody who has one, and he is. This moron takes the cake, though.
I used to be a moron, too. I was defending Freedom and Democracy as a buck private in Ft. Stewart Georgia in 1980 and they asked me if I wanted to be a track driver. I was 18 years old and they were asking me if I wanted my very own 11 ton M113A1 armored personnel carrier. After deliberating for about a microsecond, I said Hell Yes. What do you think I said? Little did I know I doomed myself to countless days of wrenching on that miserable sonofabitch, learning the subtle arts of track tensioning, torsion bar replacement, Detroit Diesel bodily fluids, et. al. However, thrashing that thing through the South Georgia pineywoods during field exercises made it all worth it. Ever plow down pine trees at 20 MPH? Great fun. Just like the dude in the video. Ever find out how big a tree it takes to stop an 11ton M113A1? I did. Not so much fun anymore, especially when you hear constructive criticism from your colleagues riding in the back. Yep, I felt like a moron. I was hoping for Hummer Guy to meet a lightpost and feel what it's like to be a moron, too.