Driving on the Bad Side of Wonkaville

By Robert Emslie May 31, 2013

Wonkastute

Hey baby, you lookin’ for a little bit o’ sugar?

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a prop-o-sition for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you’ve got cash I’m better than Nestle. . .

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13 thoughts on “Driving on the Bad Side of Wonkaville”
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  2. It looks to be a stuffed Dummy , Not unlike the "little child leaning against the fender" that are so often seen at car exhibitions.

  3. Ever lasting gobstopper -$20
    Schnozeberries – $50
    The full Wonka Bar – $100
    The value of telling your friends you hired a Oompa Loompa whore – priceless

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