Craigslist Crapshoot

By Robert Emslie Jan 20, 2016

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
Last week we rocked down to Electric Avenue, looking for home brew cars and trucks that swing both ways, you know AC/DC. We’ll see which of those most gives us a charge in a minute, but first we have this week’s quest to discuss.
The words “Mid-engine” and “Italian” usually engender visions of the uber rich and maybe a smoking hulk on Wrecked Exotics, but this week we’re going hunting for a mid-engine Italian that’s both affordable, and maintains a rep for avoiding immolation. That’s right, this week we want Fiat X1/9s! All the X1/9s we can find. We’ll sort them out in our next meeting.
As always, we want your finds to go down in infamy and not in the site’s spam filter. Since we’ve changed commenting systems, you may need to update your commenter account. Make sure you have a Disqus account – they’re free and easy to get – and then comment away.

Got that? Good, now let’s get our wires crossed.


Well, I think the most obvious takeaway from last week’s quest is that there is nothing sadder than a crapped out home-made electric car. Imagine being stuck with the electrified Jeep Cherokee found by bigredcavetroll. That’s presently immobile not because its seller couldn’t find a long enough extension cord, but due to a burned out controller. The problem facing the seller of the electric VW Beetle found by Wayne Moyer is that he’s lost the car’s key. As pointed out by Tim, can’t he hotwire it?
The winner of last week’s quest of sadness was Jeepster, who found this Mechanix Illustrated Urba Town Car on eBay. Imagine if you will, ordering a Town Car for your bachelor party or prom date and having this thing show up! Remarkably the eBay ad claims that the auction (starting bid $4,000) is over because the car is no longer available.
Congrats to Jeepster, and thank you all for playing!
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54 thoughts on “Craigslist Crapshoot”
    1. I do like the photo of someone either putting it in gear after pushing it or taking it out of gear before pushing it. The asking price, however, is a much more modest 300 Washingtons.

      1. (note to self: do not attempt to balance checkbook, negotiate loans or comment prior to sufficient caffeination)

    1. I was just about to post this. The ad cracks me up. “I don’t have a door key. These aren’t hard to get. The code is somewhere inside the car from what I read.” OK, why didn’t you get a door key?
      “The previous owner told me that it might need a clutch plate. Someone else told me that the clutch might just need fluid and be bled, an easy process from what I understand.” OK, why didn’t you add fluid and bleed it to see if that was the issue?

      1. Yeah, sorry for stepping on your turf. Detroit craigslist isn’t really my local, but it kicks out as a nearby area when there are few or no local results.

        1. Don’t worry about it! On some of these furrin’ car Crapshoots the pickings are slim here in the rust belt.

    1. Portland, as in Portland, Oregon? Is there kangaroos on the road or why these homebrew bumpers……and oh so chocolate-y interior but with grey seats.
      Owner probably thinks that alum. rails as a bumpers help little paper mache Fiat and him when meeting elk on the road. Yeah, dreams.

  1. Well it’s almost a X1/9. The Fiat Dardo Targa was build in Brazil for a short period of time and said there were only 300 ever build and now for JUST R$32,000.00 (U$ 8,000.00) it can be yours! http://carro.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-733518788-fiat-dardo-targa-80-_JM http://mlb-s2-p.mlstatic.com/fiat-dardo-targa-80-222011-MLB20471349498_112015-F.jpg http://mlb-s1-p.mlstatic.com/fiat-dardo-targa-80-791011-MLB20471352010_112015-F.jpg

    1. Ok -wow. I hate to sound like a broken record. the 928ish looking wheels ?
      There are more different wheel types, per type of car, something something.
      Nice find.
      A crapshoot challenge in the future: find a camero, mustang, etc- no wheel type duplicates !
      Has that been done yet ?

  2. Here’s a Quebecois example for sale. Relatively low kilometerage, and practically free for Americans taking advantage of the comatose Canuck Buck at $3500CAD.
    In case you can’t read French, the seller is basically saying “I’ll actually give this away for a pack of Player’s Lights and an autographed picture of a young Mitsou’s breasts”.
    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/1u4AAOSwcOFWbjVU/$_27.JPG
    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-voiture-collection/gatineau/fiat-x19-1978/1125867702?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

      1. Wolfrace wheels, old respected brand. 205/60 R13 tires, only 1500 km on them (how many years old?), not sure where from the next 4 could come.

        1. I doubt that, it’s not a comprehensive documentation of the wire loom, but only the diagnostics: “Does the Check-Engine-Light light up? Then that bulb is ok. ” would fit on a single sheet of paper..

    1. OK – no more kidding and carp. Look at these bizarre finds of a junky POS car – and there are 20+ wheel types( some kick mule butts) – on the same POS single type car to search …. this is profound.

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