The third installment of the reconstituted Classic Captions Contest features a 1967 Chevy Nova, along with either a pair of very different twins, or perhaps two sides of the same woman’s personality. Which is it? That’s not up to me, but you. Provide a your explanation as to what’s afoot here in the comments. If you can manage to find a clever play on the scene and the car, you might be this week’s top vote-getter!
I’ve been out of town and mostly out of wifi range this week, so I am unfortunately unable to declare a winner among the responses to last week’s photo of the airport-visiting Mustang II Ghia. The good news is that you can find out for yourself by simply visiting last week’s post.
Classic Captions – '67 Chevy Nova SS Edition
By Peter Tanshanomi
Jun 13, 2016
By Peter Tanshanomi
Tanshanomi is Japanese [単車のみ] for "motorcycle(s) only." Though primarily tasked with creating two-wheel oriented content for Hooniverse, Pete is a lover of all sorts of motorized vehicles.
Kamil Kaluski 
Robby DeGraff
Terry Gilliam, just finishing up his latest between-the-skits cartoon for the Flying Circus sat stumped at his table, trying to decide if anyone would notice that he’d switched the girl on the right’s legs around.
Tina walked right up to the driver’s side, dressed like a bouquet of wildflowers in a sunny summer meadow, and leaned on the car like she owned it. She pulled it off so well that even the Nova’s owner talked to her long enough for Gina, on the far side, to siphon off enough gas to fill their 5-gallon jerry can.
The last surviving twin-charged twin-six twin-carburettor twin-sidepipe twin-stick twin-I-beam twin-gas-tank special edition Nova found in a garage in Minnesota was found to be not only asymmetric, but held together with twine.
Nancy went out to San Francisco in that Summer of Love, and returned as a changed person. She developed a fondness for LSD – limited slip differentials.
Later on, she bought heavily into RR – Ronald Reagan!
The sequel to the original Patty Duke show, which was cancelled in 1966, didn’t last long despite GMs deep-pocketed sponsorship.
“Did you know they can’t sell the Nova in Spanish-speaking countries, because the name translates to ‘Doesn’t go’?”
“You really shouldn’t believe everything you hear. Perhaps you should talk to your the rapist about your gullibility.”
Business on the right, party on the left! Wait that isn’t how that is supposed to go.
I was just coming here to post the same thing. What’s wrong with us?
The 1967 Chevy Nova SS, looks like a librarian, goes like a wild child.
I thought it was the other way around–looks like a wild child, goes like a librarian.
Snog, marry, avoid.
Where’s the photo credit? Is this one of Alden Jewell’s ads?
Sybil couldn’t make up her mind what “SS” stood for – Super Sexy? Or Super Smart? So she thought, “Why not both?”
Hot and bothered – that is how it gets when you drive it fast. Also, some women.
The high spark of low-heeled women.
While MaryAnn tried to figure out how to fill the tank, Ginger did her part to seduce someone into rescuing them.
Like so?
With their brand new Chevy the castaways finally made it off the “island” after 3 years when they realized they were actually on Gilligan’s Peninsula, an upper-crust Millionaire’s Row with easy freeway access to Honolulu.
Get that high heel off the paint!
Mmmmm, twins.