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  • Stay Classy, $349 Benz

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    As mainstream America knows, Mercedes-Benz ownership is a privilege reserved for the well-off (plus yours truly), and it’s impossible to pick up a complete, titled one for under four figures, right? RIGHT!?!

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  • Happy Birthday to the Automobile!

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    For those of you unaware, today is the day that many would consider the birthday of the automobile. Today, January 29, is the date that Karl Benz patented his original three-wheeled motorcar, the Patent Motorwagen, back in 1886.

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  • Pay No Rent! Accepting Neighborhood Close to Campus – Best Flier Ever

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    We’re not done with our vannin’ shenanigans, oh no. This is an actual flyer pulled from a (real, physical) bulletin board right around the end of the school year back my UCSD days. No, this didn’t become Chez Mad_Science…but it was briefly under serious consideration, given rent prices in the vicinity of La Jolla. Do…

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  • It's Snowmowagon!

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    Do you live in the extreme north and regularly find yourself snowed-in with an extreme case of cabin fever.  Have a little RWD car that just doesn’t get around good in the snow?  Hooniverse has the solution!

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  • Therapy, Jeremy Clarkson Style

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    [googlevideo]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8917730350468263249#[/googlevideo] Having a rough morning? Need a bit of motivation to get moving? Need a little bit of cheering up? Does someone have a case of the Mondays? Yes, well all of that nonsense will get better with a little help from Jeremy Clarkson. I’m sure some of you fanatics have seen this before, but…

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  • Vans and the Places They Were By Joe Stevens

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    Apparently we’re on a bit of a van kick. Let’s keep it a-rockin’. Having spent a decent portion of the 90s in a gray-on-gray (-on-gray) Ford Club Wagon, this particular Hoon laments the near extinction of the full-size van as a common family hauler. It’s like one day we woke up and wondered…where’d all the…

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  • It's Here! The Hooque Is Finally Available!

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    After a lengthy wait — which was, it must be noted, absolutely no fault of Amber’s — due primarily to a wait for the beautiful badges featured on each Hooque, they are finally available for sale.

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  • Please Put This $275 ’62 Mercury Meteor on Your List

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    When someone mentions Mercury today, odds are the first thought that springs to mind is either “They still make those?” or “I would walk from one end of Russia to the other wearing nothing but tighty whities full of industrial-strength itching powder while listening to an endless loop of Starship’s ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’…

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  • Vette On A Wire

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    Yesterday, while we were all doing important things like snarking about cars on the Internet, other people were actually out driving them. One such person was rocking his C6 Vette down Warner Avenue in the OC’s Fountain Valley when wham-bam eggs and ham; he’s got a telephone pole G-string.

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  • Caption this: If the engine fits, hoon it.

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    Hmmmm, now where in the hell did I leave my keys? Via

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