Hmmmm, now where in the hell did I leave my keys?
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Caption this: If the engine fits, hoon it.
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32 responses to “Caption this: If the engine fits, hoon it.”
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okay, it's in the car, now where to mount the turbo…
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"Hmmm…. What would Dale Earnhardt do?"
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It's right here – <img src="http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8655/266087cd9.jpg">
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That little guy? Might flow nuff for some real PAH!
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Peterbuilt… built by some dude named Peter.
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Apparently the engine was made by Trabant. Added water and the darn thing swelled right up!
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Whadaya mean I'm over compansatin' fur sumthin'?
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…. and it turns out, the big-block is actually, very, very big.
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"Yeah son, there is no replacement for displacement"
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"and what kind of motor do you have ON your car?" -
Ah-HA! Finally something that will outrun Motorola! Those coppers will never have a chance!
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Yup. Had to do some fab work. The weight ratio is a little off, but whatt're you gonna do?
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We start chemo on Tuesday.
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"Guys, don't be mad, but I think it's sittin' just a little too far forward. We need to pull 'er out and move the motor mounts back a hair."
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BTW, that guy's sportin' the wrong t-shirt. Neither car nor engine appear to be a Chevy.
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The pursuit of the Index of Effluency award may have just gotten out of control.
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so that's why so many people prefer the short block….
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I think it would make it past the judges just to see what would happen.
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"Yeah, I was looking for a fiberglass hood, but it's got to have a little bit of a bulge in it to clear the engine. You got anything like that?"
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"…so then this dang genie pops out and says I got 3 wishes…"
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Yo that motor is all ate up with car, dawg.
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After spending years droning away at developing the Volt, Earl had to balance out his abundance of carbon credits somehow.
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1) We'll be just like the those Blastolene guys, but more accessible to laid off talk show hosts.
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"All it needs is a "Type R" sticker and a fart can!"
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Doing his best to promote car porn, Sonny gave his car his interpretation of a boob job! You can just tell it's a little top heavy.
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"I have to say, that was easier than I thought. Now, about those front springs…"
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This wins in my mind. I present you with the upside-down bowling pin trophy! (unused—except for bowling)
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Whadaya mean I'm over compansatin' fur sumthin'?
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Okay, now all I need to do is turn myself into a giant green rat with bulging eyes…
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Yeah, it's a bit nose heavy, but as soon as you floor it I'm sure the weight transfer will even things out. Now, that other word you used, "handling"… What's that mean?
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In case you're asking, the four banger is in the trunk, it's the starter for that Big Breast.
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Did you really mean "breast", because if not that might be the most hilarious typo/Freudian slip EVAR!
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I wanted a large medallion for my Medallion
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