Vette On A Wire

Yesterday, while we were all doing important things like snarking about cars on the Internet, other people were actually out driving them. One such person was rocking his C6 Vette down Warner Avenue in the OC’s Fountain Valley when wham-bam eggs and ham; he’s got a telephone pole G-string.

I see london, I see france. . .

The Corvette was the unfortunate recipient of a surprise tee-boning by another car which turning left into a car wash. As you can see, not only did it suffer some pretty serious de-fiberglass-ification, but it also got a nasty wedgie thanks to the telephone pole anchoring cable.
Fortunately, nobody was hurt in the 11AM crash, and the fat guy with the cone  didn’t work up too much of a sweat.
Source: [TheOCRegister]

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12 responses to “Vette On A Wire”

  1. BGW Avatar

    I had no idea the C6 was drive-by-wire.

  2. scroggzilla Avatar

    Butt floss always looks better on someone else.

  3. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    damn, beat me too it.

  4. Alff Avatar

    Pole position: you're doing it wrong

  5. CptSevere Avatar

    Lifted 'Vettes just look ridiculous.

  6. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

    This is what happens when your Vette has too much boost

  7. W. Kiernan Avatar
    W. Kiernan

    Lucky Corvette owner. I bet that wire did a lot less damage to his car than the pole would have.
    Take the money you saved, Mr. Lucky, and invest it in professional race car driving lessons.

  8. Tomsk Avatar

    This is exactly why tightrope walkers shouldn't be allowed to drive.

  9. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    …yet not enough damage for LeMons.

  10. Impalamino Avatar

    And with that, the Flying Wallenda family fortune was completely squandered.

  11. carplanetzone1 Avatar

    What kind of world is this where we pick on fat guys with cones? Nevermind, this is the internet… i forgot.

  12. Hector Kline Avatar

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