Therapy, Jeremy Clarkson Style

Having a rough morning? Need a bit of motivation to get moving? Need a little bit of cheering up?
Does someone have a case of the Mondays?
Yes, well all of that nonsense will get better with a little help from Jeremy Clarkson. I’m sure some of you fanatics have seen this before, but in all the seasons I’ve watched, I’ve never seen this clip before. Somehow, it makes me feel that all is just fine in the world. Enjoy.

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23 responses to “Therapy, Jeremy Clarkson Style”

  1. joshuman Avatar


  2. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    is it bad that I am more impressed by the ram they use to launch the cars than the pretty awesome guns?

  3. CptSevere Avatar

    Whoa! Big Fun! Last weekend when we went out shooting our little .45 single actions, .38 Special S&W's and shotguns at old printers, ghetto blasters, beercans and other household junk, we thought we were having fun. No, this is Fun.

  4. acarr260 Avatar

    EAT THAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. engineerd Avatar

    "I just want to go bigger." Uh, that's what she said.
    Absolutely fantastic. Blowing shit up is about as good as it gets.

  6. W. Kiernan Avatar
    W. Kiernan

    It seems to me that if I remove one of my headlights and maybe relocate the air filter box, I can mount one of those Karl Gustav numbers under the hood. You only really need one headlight, after all.
    Cut me off, will ya!

    1. Slow Joe Crow Avatar
      Slow Joe Crow

      Backblast would be an issue, since the Karl Gustav is recoiless gun and thus shoots a large plume of gas out the back at high speed when firing. OTOH back in the 80s my slightly whacko friend proposed sticking some Shrike missiles on a roof rack, with the seeker heads tuned to standard police radar.

  7. Tom Avatar

    its from one of his DVDs, that probably why you have not seen it

  8. taborj Avatar

    I believe it's from one of his non-Top Gear DVDs, though I don't recall which one.

    1. thomasmac Avatar

      I think it may have been Clarkson:"Heaven and Hell

  9. CptSevere Avatar

    I like your thinking, but I think it has a healthy backblast, like the M72 LAWS we used to fire when I was in the service. You'd have to figure out a way to deflect that.

  10. discontinuuity Avatar

    Into the turbo, of course!
    One of my friends had an idea for traffic control: give everyone a sealed paint ball gun on the hood of their car, say 30 paint balls a month. If someone cuts you off or does something illegal, pop a few paintballs on their back window. If a cop sees a car with enough paintballs on it, they loose their license.

    1. engineerd Avatar

      I had a buddy with the same theory. Plus, if you see a car with a lot of paintballs on it you know to avoid them.

  11. P161911 Avatar

    Jeremy really needs to get out to Knob Creek.
    [youtube qhelwgBo-Rw youtube]

    1. chrystlubitshi Avatar

      i have emptied many, many bottles of knob creek… and never have i managed to get *there*… i guess i was doing it wrong….

      1. P161911 Avatar

        Same creek, less Jim Beam, more John Browning.

  12. CptSevere Avatar

    We used to blow shit up with garbage cans full of ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel back when I was in the Guard. Old truck bodies and the like. It's good for the soul, puts a smile on your face.

  13. engineerd Avatar

    I'm jealous, and suddenly want to move up north so I can have acres of land and blow shit up. If I blow shit up in my back yard I'm sure the Dearborn Fire Department, Police and the Deapartments of ATF and Homeland Security would be all over me like white on rice.

    1. smokyburnout Avatar

      You'd be lucky to even get that far. These days, you probably get put on a watchlist when you buy "garbage cans full of ammonium nitrate." Hell, I'm probably on a list just for typing it.

      1. engineerd Avatar

        I think we're all on that list just for going to Hooniverse. It's a den of iniquity and home-grown terror. Just look at our obsession with vans and station wagons! Unnatural according to neocon and liberal alike!

        1. Tomsk Avatar

          If loving diesel station wagons puts me on the no-fly list, I'm sure Amtrak would be happy to have my money. Money that isn't taxes, I mean.

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