Hooked on Phonics, J-Body Edition
HooniverseSalutation Brah/Madam! I am Jimmy-John Buchanan, righting you on behaff of my late uncle, Prince Bubba-Joe Buchanan of 909erstan. My…
Need a Winter Sleigh? Ask Santa for a 323 GTX
Alex KiersteinBefore the WRX was a twinkle in North America’s eye, before the Evo showed up on our doorsteps, and even…
Bitter Harvest
Robert EmslieChevy used to advertise that their trucks were built like a rock. Unfortunately for the driver of this Silverado, a…
208 mph … In A Nearly 40 Year Old Car
Jeff GluckerThe 200 mph barrier is hallowed ground to all of hoonkind. If your speedometer crosses this mark, you have reached…
A Hoon's Dirge to SAAB
So Saab’s in the toilet, eh? It’s a shame, but the thought of dwelling on why it happened on it…
Spectacle- Now That's a Super Bowl
This rickety velodrome appears to offer feats of the death-defying nature. There's no description of location, nationality, or whether this…
Why I Never Wash My Car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Frk2H-g3CQ&feature=related Never underestimate the power of water. And always check to see if you have parked under the water-filled bucket…
Man Vs. Lambo- Lexus Should Hire This Guy
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2628369/man_vs_lamborghini/ As Lexus is having issues with their cars unintendedly accelerating into trees and such, maybe each one should come…
Carptical Illusions- Mercedes Benz the Light Edition
Must be good for parallel parking. Image source:
Fear the Coming Zombiepocalypse? Not Anymore, You Won't!
DeartháirThis whole saga started out as a tip from damnElantra, aka jeremy! on a great eBay listing. We've talked several…