Black Circles and Colourful Metaphors.

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It’s a classic proposition; the fast moving, ultra secretive, hush-hush, high-drama world of the secret agent.

Let’s explore the image. We have a suave, confident, international man of mystery, but this ain’t no Bond that I recognize; not even George Lazenby. This guy is clearly bringing a fresh mindset to the business of low profile problem elimination, for which may all our countries be truly grateful. He’s flanked by a tall-haired siren with a brazenly plunging neckline, come-hither eyes and sexpot features, obviously the poison-edged love interest in this exotic saga.

We can dig deeper after the jump.

Two further figures hover in the middle distance; let’s assume that they have a minor but important role as the story unfolds. They’re rather obviously trained assassins; intending to seduce their prey before incapacitating him in the most hideous way, but not before the two of them have given themselves an opportunity to have their bit of fun with him; Bambi and Thumper style.

The scene is set by the roulette wheel with chips galore; there’s plenty of stray dollars flying around when you’re in this guys’ line of work which probably involves spending a lot of time in casinos full of Femmes Fatale. One presumes him to be a very European agent; we see buildings hugging the hillsides; elevated Autostrada and perilous mountain passes.

And his transportation? Well, barring the occasional executive flight in a forward-swept HFB Hansa Jet (featured top-right), he prefers to mix English eccentricity with Hemi-headed haste, in a Jensen that somebody in high authority has afforded him. If we assume the Elan +2 belongs to the vampish villainess; where her nimble-footedness should be fortuitous in the foothills, the Vignale-bodied brute should be easily able to Intercept her.

But not without good tyres. Fortunately; this is a 1971 commercial for the Dunlop SP Sport Radial; of which:

“The low crouched silhouette and meaty wrap-around tread give the SP Sport that ready-for-action look”

Dunlop actually ran a whole series of these adverts at the dawn of the seventies; keen to bring glamour and excitement to what had hitherto been seen as a somewhat mundane product.  And tyre technology was rapidly getting more and more exciting at the time. The SP Sport in 1971 featured:

“…. a cunning (and exclusive) wet weather system…. actually dries the road beneath you…..water is pumped away by exclusive Aquajets around the shoulder of the tyre.”

Or to put it succinctly:

 “Now dry tyre bites dry road”

They didn’t make any effort whatsoever to underplay the talent of their new tyre, just kept creating more taglines:

“Dunlop SP Sport is the radial engineered for action”

And I reckon the Secret Agent angle was pretty perceptive; because who doesn’t want to be able to Bond with the blacktop?

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17 responses to “Black Circles and Colourful Metaphors.”

  1. ˏ♂ˊ mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
    ˏ♂ˊ mzs zsm msz esq

    yippie Encyclopedia Hoonatica!!!! So what are we supposed to answer with? Other cars? Other tires? I KNOW, the redhead, she's the answer!

    1. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
      Dean Bigglesworth

      The redhead is always the correct answer.
      [youtube rSi5_STYWBQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSi5_STYWBQ youtube]

    2. BlackIce_GTS Avatar
      BlackIce_GTS

      Her hair looks more pink than red.
      I miss Hoonatica so much I come up with my own topics. Usually styling features, it allows me to find cars in traffic interesting, even when they aren't. "full width taillights": Lincoln MKEDGE. Never would have paid any attention to them otherwise.
      Post-sealed beam cars with sunken headlights (I just made this up): Nissan NX200, Camaro MkIV.

      1. Stu_Rock Avatar

        I also have a long list of EH topics that have popped into my head. Sometimes I can track down the answer/history (I think I have pretty damn good Google-fu), but often I come to the conclusion that the Hoon hive mind probably has all the info I'm looking for.

        1. BlackIce_GTS Avatar
          BlackIce_GTS

          Here's one. I only spot a new one ever once in a while, but I'm sure the hive mind could come up with a lot more;
          Cars with single bank engines and dual exhaust pipes: S2000, TR3 and TR4, Murano MkII (just the Diesel, everything else is V6s), Ford Edge, Altima (MkIII and IV), Iron Duke equipped F-bodies (I think. People are not eager to show these off on the internet).
          With the Cafiremarobird the vast majority of examples would be able to use dual exhaust, so GM didn't want to invest in the tooling to put fewer mufflers on base models. But the S2000? what?

  2. Tiller188 Avatar
    Tiller188

    Cool as the secret-agent-tyre ad is (featuring what looks like a 50/50 Sean Connery/Timothy Dalton amalgam), I can't get over that Hansa. There was a production forward-swept business jet?! I think that makes this an Encyclopedia Hoonatica double feature, so long as said encyclopedia is allowed to include instruments of airborne hoonage.

  3. JayP2112 Avatar
    JayP2112

    Any chance I get…
    [youtube qLp4FhDAfQk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLp4FhDAfQk youtube]

    1. scroggzilla Avatar
      scroggzilla

      In instances such as this, it's mandatory.

  4. Alff Avatar

    The redhead is lesser known Bond girl Slickery Chunnel. Exiting the pool in her first on camera scene she spots our debonaire hero and utters the immortal phrase, "Goodness! I'm wet!"
    "I'm sure you are."

  5. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    "Dost thou never tire of tyres?", drawled the Nabob of Tyre.

  6. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    Let's hope that these comments don't become tiresome.

  7. OA5599 Avatar
    OA5599

    "he prefers to mix English eccentricity with Hemi-headed haste, in a Jensen"
    Wedge-headed haste. The 1971 Interceptor came with your choice of 440 RB engines, topped with either a 4 bbl carb or a trio of 2 bbls. Prior year Interceptors were motivated by a 383, utilizing the same heads.

    1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

      Oh, ratbags! Shouldn't have gone for the alliteration.

    2. topdeadcentre Avatar
      topdeadcentre

      Except that our International Man of Mystery would have swapped in a hemi and added a supercharger, which would have voided the warranty, but brought the horsepower and torque rating from "adequate" to "excellent" or possibly even "superb!"

  8. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    If car companies today want to be cool, they tend to hire a bunch of hipsters, who at the same time are supposed to give off an expression of relaxed fun and looking intensely youthful and ressourceful. That mix of evening and kill-bill-dresses, smoking, gambling and non-environmentalry above is so much more speaking to the evil, excitement-seeking core of humanity though. What did I just say?

    1. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      I think you just said that, while not hip by the current definition, this ad works perfectly for a classic, sporty tire. That, or something along the lines of, "those were the days."

  9. I Think Not Avatar
    I Think Not

    Anyone else notice how ridiculously tall this Bond-esque hero must be? Long of torso, in particular?