What's Your Eleanor? – GIC Edition
HooniverseAs this site's resident rambling idiot, it may come as no surprise that I don't have an Eleanor... that is,…
What's Your Eleanor? – Jo Schmo edition
My Eleanor is the one that got away. It's the one I didn't even know I wanted until I couldn't…
Are you smarter than a fifth-grader: KSL Classifieds Edition
If you don't know by now, I live in Utah (save the Mormon jokes, heard them all, invented a few…
The new DMC: Sorcery of a Different Sort
Quick! If I say "DMC", you say "12", right? It's forever been that way since we met those bad, bad,…
Well Shoot My Brake and Call Me Ransom: A Two-Door Vista Cruiser!
When it comes to GM’s postwar two-door wagons, we all know about the 1955-’57 Chevy Nomad. And a lot of…
Stay Classy, $349 Benz
As mainstream America knows, Mercedes-Benz ownership is a privilege reserved for the well-off (plus yours truly), and it’s impossible to…
Two-Stroker Ace: ’64 Saab Races through Copenhagen Carnage
Now that we know Saab will live to BORK! BORK! fight another day, we can put the eulogies for our…
V.I.S.I.T. – Obfuscating the Line Edition
Remember that night We I Mitch you forgot that most important of rules, “Beer before liquor, never been sicker”? You…
Auto Racing Must Be Outlawed!
This was the rally cry of senator Richard L. Neuberger of Oregon, in this January 1959 article from Mechanix Illustrated.…
Hooniverse: The Calendar
Ok, before y'all get too excited, no, we do not have a Hooniverse calendar coming out, that I know of…