Very seldom are my eyes confronted by something wheeled that I can’t identify. In the worst cases, as with pre-’49 vintage machinery and certain marques which exist in the UK only through parallel import and the determination of eccentric enthusiasts, I can usually at least narrow it down to a manufacturer. Now, you guys overseas are probably knee-deep in these, but I’ve never encountered one of these over here. Sighted on Brighton’s Marine Parade, a stone’s throw from the celebrated pier, it sat at the kerbside, still bearing some of its original waterproof protective packaging? But what the heck was it? Bike? Car? Scooter? The answer to all of the above is “Yes”. And, whatever it is, can it possibly be as good as a bike, car or scooter. The answer to that is, well… inconclusive.
In basic profile my first thought was BMW C1. A work colleague of mine is the proud rider / driver of one of these unmistakable devices; a twist’n go scooter with a roof and windshield wiper. It’s a weird machine, the C1, made weirder by the fact that the crash helmet exemption that the C1 enjoys in some countries doesn’t apply over here, which renders the whole bike-with-a-roof concept a little redundant. But this isn’t one of those, anyway. It has one too many wheels, for a start. And, in fact, it looks markedly less stylish than the Bavarian machine, anyway. In fact, I was starting to wonder whether this was actually some kind of high-mobility electric tricycle; the kind that the elderly, infirm or simply bone-idle use to lurch around suburban shopping centres, creating as much peril for pedestrians as they can…. because they can. The fold-up armrests would tend to support the mobility-buggy theory. But then I drew closer to it and noticed that there was some kind of fossil-fuelled powerplant sprouting out near the rear wheels. That means that we must be looking at some kind of licenceable vehicle, then. So I went in to take some more photos for further research…. but my phone had “done a Samsung” and the battery had plunged from 28% to 2% in seconds. Never mind, I’m home now, and have based my research on the name “Auto Moto” as appears on a decal at the back. And this is what I found, on an American website, of all things. 

