By Robert Emslie
Sunny thought that the force field perimeter security system was an unnecessary expense when she bought her CR-V, but now she’s glad she’s got it.
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Jeff Glucker
Sadly, swerving to avoid a parked car is all too frequently an indication of trunk driving.
Good thing the tree was as far from the street as it was. Closer or further and it would have really left the CR-V driver in the larch.
No. 1 The Larch
Well, well… if it isn’t my arch enemy The Arbor! Knot today, you sap! Your path has pollen across mine before, and I know your bark is worse than your bight, I’m stamen right where I am, so you best take another root around my parking spot, or the timber of my next monologue will be more cutting!
Now you’ve ruined it by taking all the good ones – feels like a kick in the crotch.
I wonder if there used to be a power line along the street?
As usual, my post is nothing to do with anything. Today it’s being amazed at how heavy cars have become…
I just found out that the royal limousine used by Queen Elizabeth II for years and years only weighed 4700 pounds.
http://www.vandenplas.com/daimler/images/ds42069.jpg
That’s less than many modern SUVs for a gigantic limousine appropriately luxurious for literal royalty and which also seated 8 people.
Do you know of any other giant lightweights … or tiny heavyweights?
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