By Robert Emslie
You know, it shouldn’t be an auto accident that tells you that you’re wearing far too much foundation, but if that’s what it takes. . . Oh, and another thing, wear your damn seat belt!
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I hope she's okay, because I would hate to find this hilarious if anyone was hurt or killed.
That was hard enough to pop the airbag.
Amen brother.
Is it jesus?
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I, for one, blame the air freshener.
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BITTER BEER FACE!
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "face plant", doesnt it?
"Is Mother Theresa in this SUV headrest? The remarkable photos plus your Action Stormtrackerwatchohmygodwe'reallgonnadie Forecast tonight at 11!"
I knew I should have gone with the tan interior.
That's not what designers had in mind when they coined the term "head rest."
That's not too much foundation, an impact that hard you could probably get a similar mark from just the oils on an oily person's face. Too much foundation and you would have needed a scraper.
Coming to a Barret Jackson auction near you. The Karl Malden death car!
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Look he lived until he was 97 and it wasn't a car accident that took him out.
People do not understand how important it is to wear seat belts in the rear seat.
Yeah, you're not going to hit the dash or windscreen, however, your mass on the back of the seat is crushing to those riding up front.
Lol i beg to differ, my 86 C30 Crew cab has massive spider webbing in it from when a friend of mines folks owned, he was in the back not wearing a seatbelt and somehow ended up in windshield. That was probably 17years ago funny thing is we have still yet to be pulled over for it (Even over the 3 states I have lived in since then, part of which was spent on the outskirts of Detroit while dad worked at Ford)
There are always outliers.
I didn't say it'd happen every time.
Was your friend not riding directly behind either of the front occupants?
MIL went off.
I'm a horrible person.
imgur = reddit?