I love guessing what vanity plates say. It is even more fun in California where plates are allowed to have certain symbols. I once saw a plate that had a symbol of a hand then read LMYBIZ…Handle My Biz.
Today after dropping my wife off at work I came upon a new(ish) BMW wagon. A three-series wagon is a wonderful car but my eyes were drawn to the vanity plate.
If you didn’t notice the dancing fairy sticker, you would think this plate reads differently than the driver intended. I choose to ignore that sticker and assume it means exactly the way I first read it.
Happy Monday Dumb Girl!
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Earworm time:
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I absolutely refuse to click play. And it's still in my head. Ugh.
haha, i know that girl. the reference is for dave mathews, but obviously she did not choose the smartest way to proclaim her love.
Oh I know its for Dave Matthews… but she should have thought this one out a little more.
You really know her? haha!
I like Dave Matthews Band, but that's just DuMB.
Did you happen to catch her hair color?
(Don't shoot; I know quite a few smart blondes.)
I did not
Haha, what a DMB ASS!
Fire Dancer may not be displayed at an angle. FAIL.
I bet she started listening to them when Everyday came out. And she was in 8th grade.
/i almost resemble that judgment
//before these crowded streets
///college
Really? There are people smarter than X3 drivers.
Originally her license plate was going to proclaim her love of the band Staind, but the DMV wouldn't let her register her car with "STD GRL" plates.
The only good reason for a guy to listen to Dave Matthews Band is if you're trying to pick up a chick. Actually, scratch that, there is no good reason for a guy to listen to Dave Matthews Band. Dave Matthews is John Mayer of the '90s.
I wish I'd snapped a picture of the the 335 that was at work a while back. The plate read 'HOTRAIN', which you could get passed the DMV, but the owner had placed an orange dot between the O and the T.
There's a Mini running around with the license plate LGLY BLND (or something like that) – I was initially concerned that a blind person was driving, but either way, they'd never be my lawyer.
mortgagecrow Major thanks for the article.Thanks Again. Cool.
Major thanks for the article.Thanks Again. Cool.