I Love California Vanity Plates

Jeff Glucker

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I love guessing what vanity plates say. It is even more fun in California where plates are allowed to have certain symbols. I once saw a plate that had a symbol of a hand then read LMYBIZ…Handle My Biz.
Today after dropping my wife off at work I came upon a new(ish) BMW wagon. A three-series wagon is a wonderful car but my eyes were drawn to the vanity plate.
If you didn’t notice the dancing fairy sticker, you would think this plate reads differently than the driver intended. I choose to ignore that sticker and assume it means exactly the way I first read it.
Happy Monday Dumb Girl!

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Jeff Glucker

Jeff Glucker

Jeff Glucker is the co-founder and Executive Editor of Hooniverse.com. He’s often seen getting passed as he hustles a 1991 Mitsubishi Montero up the 405 Freeway. IG: @HooniverseJeff

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15 responses to “I Love California Vanity Plates”

  1. tenbeers Avatar
    tenbeers

    Earworm time:
    [youtube TDS-CHUEWlI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDS-CHUEWlI youtube]

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    1. Ambersand Avatar
      Ambersand

      I absolutely refuse to click play. And it's still in my head. Ugh.

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  2. jon falconer Avatar
    jon falconer

    haha, i know that girl. the reference is for dave mathews, but obviously she did not choose the smartest way to proclaim her love.

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    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      Oh I know its for Dave Matthews… but she should have thought this one out a little more.
      You really know her? haha!

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  3. engineerd Avatar
    engineerd

    I like Dave Matthews Band, but that's just DuMB.

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  4. Tomsk Avatar
    Tomsk

    Did you happen to catch her hair color?
    (Don't shoot; I know quite a few smart blondes.)

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    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      I did not

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  5. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar
    soo΄pәr-bādd75

    Haha, what a DMB ASS!

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  6. Ash78 Avatar
    Ash78

    Fire Dancer may not be displayed at an angle. FAIL.
    I bet she started listening to them when Everyday came out. And she was in 8th grade.
    /i almost resemble that judgment
    //before these crowded streets
    ///college

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  7. DeadinSideInc Avatar
    DeadinSideInc

    Really? There are people smarter than X3 drivers.

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  8. smokyburnout Avatar
    smokyburnout

    Originally her license plate was going to proclaim her love of the band Staind, but the DMV wouldn't let her register her car with "STD GRL" plates.

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  9. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar
    soo΄pәr-bādd75

    The only good reason for a guy to listen to Dave Matthews Band is if you're trying to pick up a chick. Actually, scratch that, there is no good reason for a guy to listen to Dave Matthews Band. Dave Matthews is John Mayer of the '90s.

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  10. faster,Tobias! Avatar
    faster,Tobias!

    I wish I'd snapped a picture of the the 335 that was at work a while back. The plate read 'HOTRAIN', which you could get passed the DMV, but the owner had placed an orange dot between the O and the T.

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  11. Maymar Avatar
    Maymar

    There's a Mini running around with the license plate LGLY BLND (or something like that) – I was initially concerned that a blind person was driving, but either way, they'd never be my lawyer.

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  12. mortgagecrow

    mortgagecrow Major thanks for the article.Thanks Again. Cool.
    Major thanks for the article.Thanks Again. Cool.

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