Encyclopedia Hoonatica: Obviously Absent Driving Lights

By Peter Tanshanomi Mar 16, 2015

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Bumper and fascia mounted driving lights have been “a thing” since at least as far back as Pontiac’s love affair with them in the 1980s. Nowadays, almost every car model is available with driving lights as an optional extra, but very few include them as standard equipment on their base model. This presents a quandary for the design team: how do you make them easily installed on the line, but simultaneously design around their absence? The most elegant solution (such as with my wife’s Chrysler 300) is to have two completely different bumper skins: one with driving light sockets, another with a smooth face. Some cars fit oddly-shaped driving lights into flowing, sculptural openings that don’t look terribly odd or out of place with a plastic block-off panel in place.
But some vehicles are not so lucky, especially trucks and SUVs. The tacky approach is to simply blank off the (usually) round opening. The front end of the vehicle screams “I didn’t pony up for the optional driving lights!” To me, the pre-facelift Honda Element (above) has always been one of the most obvious offenders, but there are plenty more with these hauntingly blank eye sockets, from subcompacts to full-size SUVs. How many can you name?
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By Peter Tanshanomi

Tanshanomi is Japanese [単車のみ] for "motorcycle(s) only." Though primarily tasked with creating two-wheel oriented content for Hooniverse, Pete is a lover of all sorts of motorized vehicles.

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    1. I always thought the base version of this was a really great-looking car compared to the higher-trim levels and their silly boy-racer body kits. If this one lost the wheel covers and reveled in its steel-wheeled glory, I would hoon it.

      1. I agree, the XRS and XR body kits were a bit much, It’s why I preferred the Pontiac version. At least that body kit was relatively cohesive, even if it was gray Play-doh.

  1. 2001 Bullitt had the foglight delete with the GT bumper cover- which was the V6 bumper cover with the slats cut out. But the GT still had the wiring for the lights and I think may have had the proper light switch. Addling lights was a popular update for the Bullitt folks.

  2. Driving to work, realized that cop Tahoes have all sorts of lights, but none in the designated driving light spot.
    http://www.gmfleet.com/content/dam/gmfleet/global/master/nscwebsite/en/Home/Vehicle_Search/Specialty_Vehicles/Specialty%20vehicles/01_images/2012_GMFleet_vehicle_overview_speciality_police_960x388_tahoe_4WD.jpg
    As an aside, when I was in America last summer I was constantly braking for Tahoes. People actually buy them there! Where I live, if you see a Tahoe – especially in white – it’s almost always a cop.

  3. 2000-2009 Kia Sorento, my dad has one of these and I shudder every time I look at those blanked off holes…

    1. It’s also very VERY refrigerator white. Would it have killed them to have, say, the bumpers in grey to give some contrast?

  4. My girlfriend’s 2nd gen Durango is afflicted. This isn’t her’s, but it might as well be. That thing makes my heart hurt.

  5. I grew up in old Wagoneers and Jeep trucks. The only one I recall seeing that had this front end AND extra lights was one my dad put together after I asked him why all of the three older Goners and the older truck just had blanks.

  6. I see a large number of Kia Soul’s driving around with no fogs.
    let me figure out how to post an image on this newfangled comments board

        1. Egads. That black plastic expanse between the headlights. I have to ask, is this the Harlan Ellison special, “I Have No Grille, And I Must Scream” edition?

  7. AE 100 Series Corollas Sedans and Wagons had no fog lights and no space for them, but the three and five door hatches had different bumper mouldings with removeable blanks where they could be fitted in.
    Putting the hatch bumper on the four doors is a popular upgrade
    “http://img03.carview.co.jp/trade/img06/cars/1354311/15589773/japan%20car/1995+toyota+corolla+sedan/01w.jpg”
    “http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2988/4549/32469774228_large.jpg”

    1. …and now I’m wondering why there’s a stalagmite-like, icicle-looking spear pointing up from the left-front bumper corner on the top image’s car. (Maybe it’s Elsa’s Toyota?)

      1. Common on J.D.M. cars. They provide a marker for the edge of the car, like a little flagpole and are illuminated by a bulb at the base so that the ‘stalagmite’ glows at night

  8. The 2005 Dodge Dakota in base-model ST trim (1st picture) had a double-whammy, with a cheap-looking mass of grey plastic and ‘louvers’ in the fog light holes. Midrange SLT’s at least had fog lights and chrome trim to dress up the ugly greyness; SLT Sport models were better with a body-color bumper with fog lights and no chrome trim, and top-line Laramies like mine (2nd picture) got a body-color bumper with fog lights and the chrome trim.
    http://oi58.tinypic.com/6h3x2u.jpg
    http://i58.tinypic.com/2hqdwtk.jpg

  9. Uhm, how about designers quit including driving lights in their designs? They are entirely unnecessary.

    1. This is the type of comment that really agitates me. CSM, I don’t know your personal situation at all, but I can make a pretty solid inference that you live in a heavily populated urban/suburban area where the streets are wide, heavily traveled, and well light.
      Well, I don’t. I live in a very rural area. The few paved roads here are 2 lanes, and at night the only light provided is from the moon. We have a more deer than residents, and don’t even get me started on the wolves, coyotes, fox, bears, raccoons, skunks, etc. etc. etc. I ALWAYS have my fog/driving lights on as they do a great job of shining low and wide and provide much more light in the ditches. In the winter we have almost constantly blowing snow, and the fog lights do not reflect off the snow the way hi-beams do.
      I know I sound like a condescending “Richard” here, but please don’t tell me that fog lights are entirely unnecessary. I will NEVER daily drive a vehicle that doesn’t have them.

        1. Sorry. I just re-read my post. I didn’t mean to come down on you like that. I guess I’m just over sensitive to blanket comments stating something is entirely unnecessary. Things like 4 wheel drive, snow plows or fog lights are probably unnecessary for someone living in Atlanta, or Dallas, or LA – but not everywhere. I’ll now step down off my soap box

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