This is the Hooniverse Burning Man or “Art Car” weekend, and our next entry might be a bit of a stretch calling it an “Art Car”, but it would be perfect for Burning Man, even if it’s only used to transport you and your main squeeze to the event. This is a particularly nasty 1962 Pontiac Ambulance that is close to Austin, Texas, and according to the listing, it runs…

According to the listing:

This beast runs and drives. It has a great 389 auto and 411 posi. Yes, it will actually smoke the tires. Originally built for the air Force it has 68,000 miles on it. The windshield is standard Catalina or Bonneville. Very cool vintage air cleaner. I will include a Texas bonded title in the price if you don’t try to beat me up on it. The blue paint you see is original. Would be great for advertising, a Harley Hauler, art car, etc.

Asking price for this retro Ambulance is $3,900, to which I say is total crack pipe. I know, I’m suppose to be objective here, but this is a lot of money for what is essentially lawn art. There will be a lot of work to get this thing road legal, before you start turning it into the Ambulance from Hell. See the listing here, and tell me what you think of it.