I present to you a find from one of my favorite web sites on the entire Intertubes… PropertyRoom.com. Here you can find new products being sold at low prices, but the real gems are the items that find their way to us thanks to various law enforcement agents. It could be a diamond ring, a 58-inch Plasma TV, or my new favorite find – a 1986 Cadillac Fleetwood DONK!This stunning V8 beast is located in Georgia, so it has a nice pedigree since all Donks originated from the Peachtree state.
Apparently the listed mileage is 17,691 but I am willing to wager dollars to dubs that this may have turned the odometer wheels a bit more than that. It doesn’t start but I am sure many of you loyal readers can get this thing running in 20 minutes… (Tim could do it simply by staring at it… he IS the most interesting mechanic in the world).
The auction has 3 days left and bidding is up to $650 and that price puts it in prime LeMons hunting territory. Won’t some kind southern hoon make us proud and buy this beast?
By Jeff Glucker
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DOESN’T START? I’D SAY IT DON’T STOP, DAWG!
I award you one (1) DUB BADGE:
Who the hell needs to start it when you can look that sweet standing still? We be big pimpin’, spendin’ cheese.
Premium dude. She needs premium!
Dude!
PREEEEMEEEUUUUUUUUM
Oh yeah. Despite his less-than-legal proclivities, Snake is definitely one of us.
Oh sweet, I’ve always wanted to drive a car that looks like it has leprosy!
This would have to be one of the most outrageous LeMons cars(Truck?) if someone decided to buy it , though I am concerned with what appears to be buttons near where the gas pedal used to be. I’m thinkin’ some kind of nitrous setup, which then answers the question of why it doesn’t run anymore- Kaboom. Poor Olds 307 V8.
If one was to sell off the rims, one could build up a hell of a LeMons racer indeed. If one didn’t sell off the rims, one would probably get People’s Curse.
Needs a blower sticking through the hood.
I say Donk it! LeDonka style!
So, who wants to buy one of those surplus Crown Vics and bring it up to me? Or meet me half-way, whatever works. I’ve decided I need a current body-style Vickie to build a Marauder clone.
Think they sell them in bulk? I could go for a P71 too.
Cheapest I’ve been able to find lately has been around $5k. Pretty fair price, but still a bit steep for an ex-police Vickie.
So what would your number be, 187, Fitty, or Fo’?
It would be a three turned sideways to resemble the Wu-Tang symbol…
I wonder what awesome paint job they painted over.
“CHEATING FUCK”? Nah, the windows would be broken.
Once upon a time we backwoods mountain folk were mocked for placing broken car bodies on top of wrecked 4x4s. All was well with our own kind up in the boonies, but the minute we drove into town… sheesh.
I’ll have you know that caddy will get stuck the first time you take it woodcutting. It’s useless without a proper transfer case.
Just sayin…
Somebody kill it before it gives birth to more of these things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great share dude Thanks
Thank you, interesting share