Lincoln Continental. Will you let me enter you? I … Uh, I mean can I try out the suicide doors.
Wait, it’s getting weird for me here.
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You could use this Lincoln to kill Vampires. Hey they might even make a movie out of it.
Wait, they what? Oh wrong Lincoln.
I like these cars, but in black they are too reminiscent of the JFK assasination car. Someone around here daily drives a blue one that's really sweet looking. Two weeks ago I saw a red one in the parking lot during a lunchtime weekday excursion to Home Depot. it looked like it was daily driven, too.
Did someone say Dead Kennedy?
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I wouldn't mind the 454SS next to it, either.
I had a huge hard-on for those when I was a kid. Then one I got to sit inside of one… and nearly puked. Worst… interior… ever.
Yeah, I really don't like that whole series of Chevy trucks (don't care for the body style, and like you said, the interiors suck), but I'd still love to flog a 454SS.
I loved it when I was a kid, too. I even bought a model kit and built one for my desk. I painted it all black, including the interior. Problem solved.
I'd rather have the F-150 Lightning.