I don’t know about you, but a moose making sexy-time with the delivery car says tasty pizza to me.
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Last Call- I'd Hate to Have To Stare at the Back End of That in Traffic Edition
By Robert Emslie
Feb 4, 2010
Jeff Glucker
"What's this handle on the roof in the back seat for?"
"Not sure, but the car goes faster if you wiggle it a bit."
"But, all hell breaks loose if you yank on it real hard."
I bet it looks even worse after birds poop on it.
Beats a stock one. And I'd still rather be stuck behind this than a TrailBlazer EXT. Most unnecessarily long and tall vehicle ever.
You take Deartháir's comment on wiggling the handle and the poop joke from bzr and there is a killer Moosekaki joke there…
Just can't put beer down long enough to connect the dots.
Bullwinkle! Get down from there–We can see your moose knuckles.
Note to self: avoid the white pie.
"Ya know what? Hold the sauce on that pizza, I'll take it without."
Do NOT under ANY circumstances order the sausage.
That moose has very poor taste in vehicles. Of all the things to dragon… I didn't think anyone or anything liked the PT Cruiser that much.
So shall we henceforth refer to the dragoning of a completely undesirable car as "moosing"?
This reminds me of the time, not long ago when my ex twisted her ankle trying to ride a moose. True story. The best comment I heard was "Moosin ain't easy." Cracked me up!! Ok, so the moose was a life-size sculpture and she was drunk off her ass but that doesn't make the story any less amusing.
You're right. It's still funny as hell!
You may be onto something…
I imagine that moose is cursing Jagermeister, and all his moose buddies are mocking him for jumping on that grenade.
I didn't realize the a moose was allowed to drink Jager. I thought it was intended for deer.
I must admit, it's much more cohesive than Clarkson's interpretation of the theme.
<img src="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/TopGear_Cow-on-Roof.jpg" width="626" height="351" />
With much greater visibility!
Sure, the pizza stays nice and warm… but do you want to eat it afterwards?
I'm pretty sure that's in Wisconsin Dells, about 30 minutes North of me. the tail covers the ass so don't be worried. Oh, if no one has ever ridden a Army Duck I highly recommend it. Fun to cruise the river, noisy as hell, smelly and slow. Perfect.
At first I read your comment wondering WTF you were talking about. I was thinking maybe you had a night filled with libations and loose women and had awoken in a daze, with random, crazy thoughts dancing through your head. I was sure that must have been the case to come up with something random like the Army Duck comment. Then I looked at the picture again and noticed a sign in the background. I now see that maybe I'm the one in a daze.
You're right. I've seen them up there, too.
I absolutely refuse to sit in the back seat, and I'm not too sure I want to sit in the front, either. The only safe place is up top.
That's not fetta on your pizza.
Poor meese, dragons and Mr Wort get all the nice cars.
I've seen that delivery vehicle. It's for the Moosejaw Pizza place in Wisconsin Dells
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