Hooniverse Weekend Edition: Only in Greece; This was an Audi!

Once again I was cruising around on the “Other Makes” section of Ebay, and I will share a couple of them with you on this Fathers Day. But first up is this carbon-fiber monstrosity that was built in Greece. More images after the jump…

The listing sounds like your typical spam e-mail you might get from a third-world operative. Here it is in its entirety:

Dear sir or madam,
This car has been produced through various levels of elaboration. It was designed and builded (handmade) in Greece.
It is fully created with materials as carbon fibre – aluminium – and iron titanoum alloyed tubes.
Technical characteristics:
– 4WD.
– automatic-serial gearbox .
– V8 cylinder 3.7lt engine type AEW Audi estimated 270 hp (can also use BTY AUDI’s engine at 550 hp or make it bimoto at 900+hp).
– size: 4,800 x 2,144 x 1,240 metre.
– wheels 9″x19″ front 13″x19″rear . tires Pirelli 255/35 ZR19 front, 335/25 ZR19 rear.
The car is ready to drive it !!!

Max power & other magazines & reporters recognize the hard work, its unique design and its exceptional records !!!

You can choose the colour of the car (in photos there is no colour) It is NOT painted !
More information could be granted through someone of your representatives that will investigate and test the car.
+306937621552-2102753261-2130320639 Mr Papanagnou Dimitris. Greece Athens.
E-mail- Dimitrispapanagnou@yahoo.com

He seems to be very pleased with himself in the fact that MAX Power Magazine did a feature on the car, and it was featured in some kind of a car show draped with a MAX “Model”.

So who actually put this much work into a car that is so hideous? It actually looks unfinished, and the materials chosen are rather unforgiving if you make a mistake in building the car. I don’t know, but I would have rather had the Audi donor car in what ever condition it was in before I would even consider this thing, but what about you? If you want to see the listing in all of its glory, go here!

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  1. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

    Shoddy build and unbalanced design, I barfed
    But seriously, 80k for that? I would rather just buy a new S5 Coupe and spend the leftover money on making it perform more godlike.

  2. dwegmull Avatar

    Regardless of the final result and its builder sense of taste, a lot of work went into this car. It is quite puzzling to then that the builder could not spend the time or money to make a proper movie clip of it… At least film it during the day and edit out the wait at the stop sign! Add a shot or two of the car driving by. I guess this was shot at night due to its lack of road legalness…
    About the car itself: two aspects are a bit scary: exhaust right above the rear tires (gives a new meaning to melting tires), lack of upper structure in case of a roll over. Oh and I almost forgot: it's ugly!

  3. Van Sarockin Avatar
    Van Sarockin

    It's a lot of work and quite an achievement, and I suppose that the builder should be quite pleased. Myself, I wouldn't touch anything within that cordon sanitaire with a ten foot pole.

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      Or an eleven foot rope.

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    I can't decide which is skankier, the car or the blonde. I'm with Mr. Sarockin, I wouldn't touch either of them.

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    It looks like something out of a cheap super hero film. The car also.

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    Looks like he was trying to make a better Enzo, but failed at it, either that or realized there was no hope. The girl on the magazine cover is nice though…

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