For more than a decade, the most valuable player during the Super Bowl received a car as a prize for earning the MVP status. That was when General Motors was a major sponsor of the season-capping football game. Now that Hyundai has taken over that spot, the MVP ride has gone away.
Let’s pretend, for a moment, that there wasn’t an automaker sponsor but instead that Hooniverse won Powerball and we got to choose the vehicle. What would the Super Bowl MVP receive if Hooniverse could choose?
Since I’m a Patriots fan, I’d probably give Nick Foles a Versa Note. I will note that the Eagles deserved that win though, and Foles was most certainly the MVP of the winning squad.
So to which vehicle does the MVP key belong?
Based on some of the scenes from the streets of Philly last night, an MRAP seems like it might be the best choice to drive there.
https://images1.miaminewtimes.com/imager/u/745xauto/8770102/mrap-miami-beach.jpg
Oh well excuse us for knowing how to party.
A big truck.
http://c8.alamy.com/comp/C94EW2/tractor-trailer-warning-passing-side-suicide-C94EW2.jpg
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00b1f6c4b85dfcb88ce48d4c8939614544833f92b5a4a4eb80b3a5a77394b28d.png
It has to an Eagle Summit
Eagle Medallion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle_Medallion#/media/File:88_Medallion_478.jpg
It should be easy to flip over and burn if they win again net year.
I think I’d rather have an Eagle than a Jeep Patriot. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd29a2ffd9ee3ce5b237ca2f98089d1a0e781010ac7a8957f9a8b57657fd2344.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/1992_Eagle_Premier_ES_Limited.jpg
A Summit, or a Premier?
If the MVP doesn’t want it I’ll take that.
I would say that since he plans on being a youth pastor after football a 15 passenger van would make sense.
Knute Rockne played professionally for a few years before becoming a college coach, so the choice is obvious.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1e68fd4ef42258fa6d31d26565b4edf9b56e64c5c6b83535e2b11b0356123647.jpg
I would have thought a Lombardi to be more your speed. Literally.
http://www.racecar-ads.com/eu/listing/1419/fiat_lombardi_850_grand_prix.html
I’ve adopted the Rockne’s top speed of 75 mph as aspirational.
Since they said “vehicle”: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Western_Air_Express_Fokker_F.10%2C_Oakland%2C_May_1932.jpg
If Government Motors is out of the picture, let’s provide a proper government motor.
http://cdn6.3dtuning.com/info/GAZ%2014%20Chaika%201977%20Limousine/factory/1.jpg
This seems too obvious. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/1983_AMC_Eagle_at_2012_Rockville_a.jpg/1024px-1983_AMC_Eagle_at_2012_Rockville_a.jpg
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1d1bc531c8e33e54c485976454d4a293861c58a081fdd31b6d993c0c659a1a33.jpg
Obviously it should be something built in the Philadelphia metropolitan area.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hUNJTAybCQQ/hqdefault.jpg