Hooniverse Asks: So what's your favorite wagon?

By Jeff Glucker Sep 6, 2017


The above video by our friends at Petrolicious is just wonderful. They’ve managed to find someone who owns a 1987 Mercedes-Benz AMG Hammer Wagon. This is a real deal longroof built by the Affalterbach best.  Someone back in the late 1980s bought a diesel wagon, then shipped that big beautiful bastard back to Germany for the full Hammer treatment. Now a 6.0-liter 32-valve V-8 engine sits under the hood in a vehicle that would be casually dismissed as nothing more than a humble grocery getter.
This is good wagon right here. It’s tremendous wagon. In fact, it sits quite high on my list of all-time great wagons. Of course the more modern E63 AMG is also up there. As is the RS6 from Audi. It’s not just Germany that makes some great wagons though, as the Buick Roadmaster and Cadillac CTS-V are pantheon longroofs.
Which wagon though… is best wagon?
I’ll accept custom answers such as the Bertone Jet and Ferrari Breadvan, but special consideration is given to full-on factory offerings. Hit me with your best shots… fire away.

By Jeff Glucker

Jeff Glucker is the co-founder and Executive Editor of Hooniverse.com. He’s often seen getting passed as he hustles a 1991 Mitsubishi Montero up the 405 Freeway. IG: @HooniverseJeff

83 thoughts on “Hooniverse Asks: So what's your favorite wagon?”
    1. Aw, man! This was going to be my choice. My grandfather had a 1979 2000 Diesel. My cousins and I would pile into the back with the dog. I remember gramps feared the ride-height lever lest the suspension should break. LOL. Badass automobile, though!

  1. That’s a really hard question. I wouldn’t go for wolf in sheep’s clothing as my #1 choice, because I’d rather have a perfect everyday wagon than a heavy racecar. So my choice would be a Volvo 145 Ekspress. They’re the epitome of a rational classic to me. Gigantic loading area, the extra height is very welcome for the transport of furniture, bikes, firewood or whatever you need to move. Material quality in these Volvos is outstanding, the engines are built to survive the apocalypse, and nothing is easier to drive than a cuboid on wheels, dressed in rubber bumpers.
    http://www.swedespeed.com/emAlbum/albums/Cars/01%20Volvo%20(Historic%20Era)/100%20series/145/(EU)/001.jpg

      1. The ambulance would be too top heavy for me and lacks the secobd row of seats. Also, I vastly prefer Volvo’s I4’s to most of their six cylinder engines, except for the late smooth one in the 960/S80.

        1. Would love to build a 164 with the six taken as far at it’ll go.. with three carbs. Though I wouldn’t object to something like the Vöx Amazon withthe I6 from the 9xx. Aand I think i found my answer to this post.

        2. Ah, see, the lack of second-row seating is a plus in my book (no kids, don’t like having more than 1 passenger), and I’d love one for a road-trip rig. A full-on RV is too much, but I’m not much for sleeping in a tent on a road trip.
          Since this is entirely theoretical, it would get a 5.0L Ford V8 & appropriate transmission swapped in!

    1. From that article, from the owner “To be honest, it’s not really my favorite of all the cars I own.”
      Come. On. He has to be forced to sell it now. Preferably to me.

      1. It doesn’t say what his other cars are though, only one has to be ‘better’ to be the favourite.

    1. that’s my answer too! i have a ’99 (V70) with the manual gearbox and the big turbo.
      they’re my favorite because they strike the right balance for an enthusiast on a budget. they’re fast, look good, and carry everything, but unlike some of their contemporaries, they’re not that hard to own if you DIY: parts are cheap and the work isn’t that hard to do in your garage. everything around the engine breaks, but nothing that’ll leave you stranded, and the fundamentals of the engine are quite strong. you don’t have to go yanking it out or replacing head gaskets every three years, as you might with some of its competitors. once you take care of some PMs, the T5 is solid. mine’s at 256k miles.
      might i prefer an E46 or a W124? in an ideal world, it’s certainly close. but in the real world, i wouldn’t want to own either of those long-term. (also, its durability aside, the T5 engine’s performance and upgrade path are the best of any out-of-the-box USDM wagon i can think of. if that’s your thing.)

      1. The “Jerrari” built by Bill Harrah when he had the casinos. He did a second one that had a standard Jeep body with a slightly lengthened front to fit the V12.

    1. First you put a rack on the roof, and then you lower it by the height of the rack? Sound plan, well executed!
      Also, the flat X of the front fascia, at least from that perspective, is great.

      1. It looks low in the butt, yes, because Lynx (strangely) chose to continue the curve of the shoulder line towards the back of the car so they could incorporate the angled slats of rear quarter window of the original car.

      1. I think the Eventer was definitely better served by the late-period restyling than the coupe and convertible.

    1. I know someone who has one of these, but stock,(still with the 2.6 straight six turbo AWD), to carry his photographic gear to remote film shoots, so he uses the AWD rather than the turbo. It’s covered more than 600000 km now with perfect reliability, unlike the Audi S6 before it. He’s looking at replacing it with the next model. They are very stealthy.
      https://images.cdn.circlesix.co/image/1/700/0/uploads/posts/2016/12/9db37bba8cc98a86b68d664926b13e98.jpg
      http://www.j-specimports.com/lineup/images/Nissan_Stagea_M35_20.jpg

      1. There is one of these bad-boys living in Oakville, Canada. Didn’t know what it was since it was never sold here and it’s clearly JDM with right-hand drive. Rarely am I perplexed in this manner!

    2. Um, silly question. Is that a Skyline front end grafted onto it or did it come from the factory like this because it’s based on the Skyline platform?

      1. Swapped. It’s a fairly common swap because the Stagea and R34 platforms are so similar that the R34 front sheet metal is nearly a direct fit to the Stagea.

  2. Jeff Lynne of Electric Light Orchestra fame had a RHD Hammer wagon that he managed to write off on a wet road due to a lack of grip. The fact that AMG could make a RHD W124 V8 when the factory couldn’t always impressed me.
    My favourite S124 is the Brabus converted 7.3-48 EV12 of which more than a few were made.
    Because there’s no such thing as too much power.
    https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wzr8BJjc7JA/TUqLvidrPsI/AAAAAAAAAJM/uck1xbD6hr4/s1600/image34639%255B1%255D.jpg
    https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Iv8bNrPYKsY/UKEGzFdiwuI/AAAAAAAAFxg/EL93pLVwJlI/s1600/w124_brabus_7.3_5.jpg
    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1ixojNOpSCU/TmyGEY7ZUHI/AAAAAAAACAc/smHVHKMLeNg/s1600/Mercedes_s124_amg_7.3_wagon_2.JPG

      1. The R129 is basically a W124 two seater, if the V12 fits in that, it’ll fit in the 124. If you’ve got lots of money, why stay with 6 litres? With the V12 being essentially two M104 sixes glued together, you just have to go with the bits that make the biggest six.(AMG’s 3.6.) Fortunately AMG and Brabus had someone willing to pay for the development work. The Sultan of Brunei wanted the ultimate in everything, cost no object, which in the eighties and nineties he could afford. He didn’t want a standard S124 body for his V12 estate, he wanted a limited production conversion on the W140 S-Class at the time.( AMG made seven). While you’re spending that much then you may as well put the C140 front on.
        They made more than a few 7.2 & 7.3-48 R129s for him as well, I had the privilege of driving one a few years ago that had been imported here to NZ. On a dry road the ESR light seemed to be lit constantly. All these big V12s were LIMITED to 205 mph top speed for tyre reasons.
        http://www.avto.info/f/pics/Novice/Mercedes-Benz_S73_T_AMG-Station_wagon_par_excellence_2_b.jpg
        http://nast-sonderfahrzeuge.de/MB-Exotenforum/img/uploaded/image11313.jpg
        https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oDTjUQa3dic/maxresdefault.jpg
        http://germancarsforsaleblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/B38vOBgCGkKGrHqEOKjEEySCTIMMiBMoBCUfV3_12-475×356.jpg
        https://cdn.automagzz.com/mercedes-sl-72-amg-the-sultans-benz-of-bahrain/mercedes-sl-72-amg-the-sultans-benz-of-bahrain-14.jpg
        http://www.oursl.com/NewsLetter/NL0710/Sultan/9.JPG
        And Horatio Pagani was very happy that someone else paid for all that development.
        https://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201211/one-off-pagani-zonda-2_800x0w.jpg

      1. You know, I’m not sure. Certainly the s38, but not sure if it’s the final iteration of it. Never owned an E34 M5. I did have custody of the m88 in an 85 m635 for a couple years. Engine did sound incredible.

    1. Grown up in Yurp, I had to look up the Pinto – wow, it’s rare that a vehicle shouts 1977! as clearly as a PCW with stripes… Now I want one.

  3. Not a one off and made by the factory to a ‘production’ total of seven, all for the same customer. By Pininfarina for his majesty, The Sultan of Brunei. The wagon was often seen around Knightsbridge in London, it was the consular shopping car for the Brunei Consulate in London.
    Following the idea that you can do a wagon conversion of any four door car, what about making the four door first, from a two door car, and then making the conversion to a wagon, (and make seven of each.)
    http://bestcarmag.com/sites/default/files/3133019L-Ferrari-456-2.jpg
    http://www.coachbuild.com/2/images/encyclopedia/Pininfarina/Ferrari_456GT_Sedan/Pininfarina_Ferrari_456GT_Venice_Sedan_Brunei_Silver_01.jpg
    https://a.motores.com.py/2013/10/705597_839abc9e59b7aa723b4e6df82f7f6414.jpg
    At least one of the Venice Estates has been sold on to another lucky person, this green one.
    https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–_8YLwKQI–/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18ax7ormtl4rpjpg.jpg
    http://www.coachbuild.com/2/images/encyclopedia/Pininfarina/Ferrari_456GT_Venice_Estate/Pininfarina_Ferrari_456GT_Venice_Estate_Brunei_Blue_08.jpg
    https://a.d-cd.net/614c95u-960.jpg
    http://up.autotitre.com/f48koenig_v85co.jpg

  4. We all know the sensible choices, so instead let’s celebrate the weird. Like the first gen Pontiac Tempest. Europe-friendly sized, light, zippy, independent suspension on all four wheels, transaxle for near-perfect weight distribution, the Buick aluminium V8 (if so equipped) is the forerunner of the long-lived Rover V8. Oh, and there was an optional roll-down tailgate window, and you can slap Buick Special or Oldsmobile F85 body panels on it. I can think of some great things to do with it, possibly involving a Corvette transmission, Corvette suspension parts and/or a TVR engine. It doesn’t even seem like a particularly outlandish undertaking considering what you can work with. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b47bb0578cbb57f199998c4a947e1df168dbb2969a558c8cd1d5c2aa519b4b34.jpg

  5. Volvo V70R, followed by the 145S, and I reserve the right to change my mind once I get my 145 on the road again.

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