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  • Hooniverse 24 Hours of LeMons: Halloween Hooptiefest is a Clean Race for Idiots in a Buick

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    Four “idiots in a Buick”, as Jay Lamm once famously called us, car number 451, finished third in class and fifteenth overall at the 24 Hours Halooween Hooptiefest in New Hampshire. We made no contact, did not go off-track, did not speed in the pits, had no black flags, and made just three pit stops…

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  • 24 Hours of Lemons There Goes The Neighborhood 2015 Wrap-up

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    Since our Lemons-loving friend Eric Rood has departed Hooniverse, I am taking it upon myself to provide some 24 Hours of Lemons coverage. Don’t expect anything too great from me, Mr. Root’s coverage of this race series was rather amazing and there is no way I could match it. That said, quick and dirty updates is…

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  • 24 Hours of Lemons: 5th in class for “Idiots in a Buick”

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    We finished the There Goes the Neighborhood 24 Hours of Lemons race and this time we obtained great results. The “Idiots in the Buick” as Jay Lamm, the Chief Perp named us, finished fifth in class. Fifth! And 16th overall! That’s a huge improvement from our last race, where we blew the motor, and much better than…

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  • Some interesting pics from There Goes the Neighborhood 24 Hours of Lemons race

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    24 Hours of Lemons races can be, how do I say,… Interesting. I don’t mean the ridiculously themed cars or the intense racing. I mean the stuff other than cars: the people, the stuff the people bring, and the cars that bring the people. Last weekend’s There Goes the Neighborhood 24 Hours of Lemons in Thompson,…

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  • Hooniverse 24 Hours of Lemons: Sucking, Knocking, and Blowing in Jersey

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    “That said, everything can change tomorrow“ And everything did change the next day. An hour into the second day of the race we were in fourteenth or fifteenth place overall out of 120 or so cars, which seemed pretty damn amazing. I was getting ready for my stint when a radio message from my driving teammate came…

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  • Hooniverse 24 Hours of Lemons: Real Hoopties of NJ update

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    Day one of the 2015 24 Hours of Lemons Real Hoopties of New Jersey (did you notice how races always have long names?) is done. To say that it was a great would be an understatement; beautiful, if hot, day, an air show at a nearby airport, no accidents, no breakdowns, no penalties! We are…

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  • 24 Hours of LeMons: 'Real Hoopties of New Jersey' preview

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    The 24 Hours of LeMons rolls into its third consecutive race weekend at New Jersey Motorsports Park in Millville for “The Real Hoopties of New Jersey.” NJMP has been on the LeMons calendar since 2011 and has been dominated largely by European cars and also by aggressive driving. For whatever reason, NJMP tends to bring…

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  • Hooniverse 24 Hours of Lemons Racing – The Buick is Back!

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    We bought this Buick almost two years ago. Thus far it has been in five races, in two different crap-can series, with eight different drivers. It is now on its second engine and it is sporting various minor improvements. Our next race is The Real Hoopties of New Jersey, this weekend, May 9th and 10th. While many teams…

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  • 24 Hours of LeMons: 'Real Hoopties of New Jersey' recap

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    I guess I’ve been running a week behind on my 24 Hours of LeMons race recaps, so here’s the rundown on the Real Hoopties of New Jersey on New Jersey Motorsports Park’s Thunderbolt Circuit. The race featured a number of former winners and an almost equal number of teams with multiple second-place finishes. As has…

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  • 24 Hours of Lemons – We’re back!!

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    Last October we participated in the historic 2013 Halloween Hoopties 24 Hours of Lemons endurance race at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. We finished mid-pack, mostly due to really mean judges our own stupidity and the penalties associated with it, but we were as high as 39th overall in a field of more than 140. Not…

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