Could Someone Else Eulogize the Toyota Echo for Me?
Alex KiersteinBecause I spent all day in one, and I can't think of a single nice thing to say about it.
Hoonicast #9: Butterface Edition
Separated at birth ... amiright? Gawd, sometimes I crack myself up. Anyways, in this edition of the Hoonicast, we discuss…
eBay Insanity: Certifiably Goggomobil Edition
Orange and angular; tiny and likely very, very slow; associated with two obscure brands and one very well-known one. It's…
The Hoonicast is Coming! The Hoonicast is Coming!
You don't need to have passed American History to know all about how Paul Revere and the Raiders saved us…
Japanese for Heavenly Fastback
The A20/35-series Celicas spent decades upon decades failing to distinguish themselves from various other J-tin penalty boxes running people from…
Burnout Machine, Thy Name is LTD
Our own incorrigible commenter LTDScott demonstrates that the PantherFox-platformed Ford LTD makes for a wonderful tire-melter. Scott, may we humbly…
'Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill the Poor' from the Comfort of Connolly Hides
The poor! Disgusting, really. When I drive by them and my chauffeur raises an eyebrow in the rearview mirror, I've…
Hoonicast #8: the Fugly Lazarus Edition
Jim is going to track me down and use a flintlock to blow my brains out when he finds out…
Let Us Be Honest With Ourselves For a Moment
The easiest way to talk about the R16 in this eBay ad would be to rave about how much confit…
Chuck Taylors with Your Bertone? The Bad Idea Mill Grinds On
I have a serious and vaguely irrational affection towards most of the misfit Gothenburg sleds, even the ones whose complexity…