A Race Rookie at Sears Pointless 2013

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As you may have seen in previous posts, two of your trusty Hooniverse correspondents were able to finagle their way onto a real-life racing team… well, a 24 Hours of LeMons team at least. Sure, they might be $500 cars, but the experience is about the most fun a person can have for any price.
So there I am in the lede photo, driving the #32 FX32 – a twin-engined beast engineered by the geniuses at Stick Figure Racing. I’ll be honest, most of my involvement with the building of the car was keeping the real workers fed with delicious donuts from Banbury Cross. But I did help a bit too – I drew very accurate arrows on the proper lug holes in the wheels, kept the green and orange stripes fairly straight – important stuff.
And when my came time to drive this awesome hatchback, I was there – on practice day.  On Fridays at LeMons events, the course is generally opened up to allow for some testing, tuning and general getting-to-know-you time with your car and the track. It was also my only significant time in a hatchback during the weekend. But I’m more than okay with that because…
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…that meant I got to spend some serious seat time in the FX32’s older sibling, the MRolla. Built in a similar manner by magically joining a Toyota MR2 with a Corolla, the MRolla retained more of its MR2 DNA and appearance – meaning some razor sharp handling was on offer.
Unfortunately, the power of two engines was not. As the scheduled second driver on the first day of racing, I strapped into a car with only one viable engine. See, these cars are generally, well… old. And a bit run down. The limits of a $500 budget and all. So breakdowns are not unexpected. One of the main advantages of these twin-engined rigs is the ability to still run a race if an engine were to grenade.
So I took my morning/early afternoon shift and made the most of it. Turned in some ridiculously fast times… well, they seemed fast to me. And that’s the fun of it – how often do you have the chance to keep up with an overweight but fast Camaro on a racetrack, go four-wide through a chicane or get clipped by a car with black fur hot-glued to its flanks? Not too often.
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By the end of racing on Saturday, I’d taken two stints in the MRolla, several hundred pictures of random crapcan hatchbacks, and at least four double-takes at the shenanigans occurring in Turn 11, situated right in front of our pit garage. Meanwhile, the FX32 was in the top 3 in the C class, battling it out for first with a diesel Mercedes sedan and a V12 Jaguar.
As soon as the racing was over, the scramble to fix the MRolla’s dead rear engine was on. Again, the mad scientists at Stick Figure had this one figured out: use the same engine in all four of the required spots in the cars, and bring a spare for contingencies. Four hours later, the MRolla had two running engines again, the FX32 – having run great all day – made due with some minor adjustments.  Exhausted, the team hit the sack to rest up for a long second day on the track.
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Sunday dawned earlier than many of us had hoped – despite the extra hour of night provided by moving to the Pacific Time Zone, I still felt that another 8-10 hours of sleep would be appropriate. But the green flag waits for no man, and I was slated to be first in the MRolla’s driver’s seat. So there I was, in the early morning light, strapped into the racing seat, eager to light up two thundering Toyota engines for a run at the Class C crown – while up on jackstands. Yep, the back engine still wasn’t quite right – refusing to keep life-giving coolant in check. Minor drips chased, fixed, and then created anew elsewhere. No choice for the pit crew but to disconnect the driveshafts and head out with one good engine again.
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But oh, what an engine it was. Mercilessly flogged to within an RPM of its life, the sweet little 1.6 took a beating and kept coming back for more. Carrying the weight of a standard car plus a dead engine and transmission in the trunk, the Corolla’s temp gauge never crept above 1/2 until late in the day, but even then after a false alarm and quick pit, it kept ticking.
The MRolla was never really in contention for winning the class, generally hanging out in the 10-15 position range. On the other hand, the hatchback FX32 was duking it out with the big boys and coming close to winning… until one of the engines died. Discretion being the better part of valor or when in Rome or whatever, the pit crew disconnected the dead engine and sent the car back out as a FX16, where it held its own.
A win was not in the cards for either of the hybrid beasts – despite its sublime handling and almost magical abilities in the twisty parts, the MRolla was simply overpowered by nearly every car on the track – even being passed by a Vanagon at one point. The FX32 was hamstrung in the end by the engine failure and a seemingly bottomless gas tank in the class-leading Jaguar. To add insult to injury, the FX was tagged in the rear quarter on the last turn of the last lap – driver Will was heroically able to limp it across the finish line at an approximate 30° angle on a severely bent passenger-side rear wheel.
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In the short term, I was able to cross something off my to-do list.  But, it exposed an itch – I’ve been looking at internet classified ads for cheap cars now and I don’t know if I can just stop.  Maybe I can just get on board with Stick Figure again and give the hatchback a few hot laps next time.
Ray Lindenburg is an Associate Editor with Hooniverse.com, but he also contributes to his own site Hatchtopia.com.  Head over there for all things hatchback.   [Images: Ray Lindenburg, hooniverse.info; Phil Greden, murileemartin.com, Judy Kiel]

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13 responses to “A Race Rookie at Sears Pointless 2013”

  1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
    FuzzyPlushroom

    Ahh, I hope to get to drive for someone eventually. Can't imagine I'd do well, though.
    I spy a TCFBee nose…

  2. mdharrell Avatar

    "But, it exposed an itch – I’ve been looking at internet classified ads for cheap cars now and I don’t know if I can just stop."
    Yep, you're doomed. Start shopping around for a good cage builder, too. Welcome to the club.

  3. MVEilenstein Avatar
    MVEilenstein

    Going with the chewing gum theme, that ZX3 looks like Fruit Stripe. My mouth is watering now.

  4. Plecostomus Avatar
    Plecostomus

    I raced at LeMons and while I didn't do that well and it cost me close to a grand out of pocket just to enter the race as a driver for someone else, I absolutely do not regret spending the money or time to do it. It was worth every penny to have the experience.

  5. B72 Avatar
    B72

    All that work and the car gets punted on its first outing. Sorry guys. Hope you can rebuild it.

    1. needthatcar Avatar

      The latest report is that we have the technology and that we can rebuild it. It will be better and faster and stronger than ever before.

      1. B72 Avatar
        B72

        Glad to hear it can be saved. You are reminding me of a TV show from my youth.We can rebuild it. We can make it better. It's…..The Five Hundred Dollar Car!If that theme hasn't already been used, you can all dress up as Steve Austin.

  6. needthatcar Avatar

    It's amazing how much love you can develop for a car if you help to build it. I didn't spend anywhere near the amount of hours on this thing that the two team captains did, but I did spend several Saturdays cutting, grinding, bleeding, and fabricatiing on the FX32. Every time I see it, it triggers this, "I freaking love that car" sentiment in me. Driving it didn't hurt either. It's faster than its Corolla suspension is able to deal with.
    Don't get me wrong, I like the Mrolla too, but I'm not as invested in it. Can't wait for June 1st in Denver!

  7. MVEilenstein Avatar
    MVEilenstein

    Which track configuration does Lemonas use at Sears Point?

      1. MVEilenstein Avatar
        MVEilenstein

        Touché. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          That was during Sears Pointless 2010; my car is in lane B. I made it to the second round.

  8. Rich Avatar
    Rich

    As the owner of the Jag, I can confirm we were gambling on fuel. It was our only shot to stay ahead of you. I was in the Imp and the jag kept reporting a deteriorating fuel condition over the radio. It was killing me out there listening to it. I finally reached up and unplugged the radio. We just got lucky on that one. You certainly made us change what we were doing. I've been in awe of that car since Reno and it continues to amaze.