By Jo Schmo
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain’t too many things these old boys can’t do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive country folks can survive Because you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run Cause we’se them ole boys raised on shotguns We say grace and we say mamm if you ain’t in to that we don’t give a damn
I’m fairly certain when Hank Williams Jr. penned those lyrics he wasn’t thinking about backwoods vasectomys. 
