When Animals Attack. . .Jackass Edition

Having your friend smash your windshield in a failed stunt can instantly reverse months of puberty- giving your squeals of shock and horror the tonality of a little girl.
Slightly NSFW for language, and DO NOT click on the related video of the car hitting the bird. Seriously, don’t.

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  1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    I did… and well, you told me not to.

    1. citroen67 Avatar

      But if you do watch it, you will get a suggestion to watch the 'race car hits deer' vid…and that one is hard to watch without snickering.

      1. joshuman Avatar

        Ever see the FZ6 versus deer? It's all fine until 1:27.

    2. Syrax Avatar

      It was actually his fault. By writing DO NOT, he knew that, instinctively, we would see it as YOU HAVE TO.

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        Damn anti-authority urges…

    3. CptSevere Avatar

      Yeah, I had to watch it. Pretty gnarly. I'm glad I wasn't the guy sitting in the English passenger seat staring at the red spot.

    4. Mike_the_Dog Avatar

      I was actually a bit disappointed, I expected something a bit more graphic. Damned intarwebz desensitizing our old people…
      On a related note, how many people does it take to film your 100mph runway runs? There were at least two video cameras going in that car…

  2. citroen67 Avatar

    When that guy shouts "DUUUUDE!", I almost lost it!!!

  3. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    I love how rapidly people's attention turns to financial matters.
    Like, immediately: "Duuuude!…yourebuyingmeafuckingnewone!"
    My dad had a guy crash a car he was selling on a test drive, and the first words out of the guy's mouth once the dust settled were "I'm so sorry, I'll buy the car". Good to know…but let's worry facing the right way on the freeway first.

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      "Damn, straight you'll buy it… but first miss that semi."

  4. CptSevere Avatar

    I have three real honest to pete jackasses at work that I take care of, and those donkeys have way more sense than these idiots.

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

      Even your bucket-headed cows are smarter.

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        Buckethead's a freakin' bovine genius. Last time she had to take a trailer ride, she just walked right into it, like getting on a bus. No drama. We'd spent hours that day trying to catch another stupid cow, then wrestling the damn thing into the trailer. Buckethead is a good cow. Never even tries to hook you with those horns.