Wanted: BMW Technician, Mercedes-AMG Experience a Plus

Greg Kachadurian

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United BMW is looking for a new technician, preferably one with good experience and mechanical knowledge, is good with kids, and can tell the difference between a BMW roundel and a Mercedes-Benz three-pointed star. I promise this is real.
[Source: Facebook]

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Greg Kachadurian

Greg Kachadurian

I’m the guy that spoiled the site with all the new car stuff. Hooniverse News Editor since 2011, amateur motorsport photographer, sim racer, and mountain road enthusiast.

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4 responses to “Wanted: BMW Technician, Mercedes-AMG Experience a Plus”

  1. nanoop Avatar
    nanoop

    While the stock photo is a glitch (or a sense of humour up our alleys), the actual job description at Penske Automotive (http://bit.ly/2tyvp15) is surprisingly comprehensive: the bread-and-butter ad is looking for a wrencher with certificate, that’s all. Listing a lot of bullets that are ideally a matter of course, I realise that they encompass what’s been ruining my workshop experiences. If they get what they’re looking for, I can calmly recommend that workshop.
    (I’m a dude on the web, and on a different company, you should really consider my verdicts – think of this being a five-star rating on Amazon.)

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  2. Kiefmo Avatar
    Kiefmo

    Could be that they’re trying to snipe AMG-trained techs from Mercedes dealerships?

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    1. Alff Avatar
      Alff

      That is the second highest tier of signing bonus they’re willing to pay. First tier is BMW certified techs.

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  3. Fresh-Outta-Nissans Avatar
    Fresh-Outta-Nissans

    Heh, that’s odd. I just got hired as a BMW Technician.
    That N55B30 looks funny.

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