Traffic Delays on Virginia I-64 Make Drivers Crabby

A hungry commuter searches for the corn on the cob and pickle slices
A hungry commuter searches for the corn on the cob and pickle slices

In case you were stuck on I-64 today, the reason was a spilled load of live crustaceans blocking the lanes, and making drivers hungry. Clean up crews took longer than expected due to multiple crab claw-caused pinching injuries, and the search for very big pots.
Overall, these kind of occurrences are not unexpected because it is pretty common for truckers to bring home a case of the crabs to their wives.
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11 responses to “Traffic Delays on Virginia I-64 Make Drivers Crabby”

  1. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar

    Remind me to leave Red Lobster (I know it’s not crab but still) out of my grub places for the next few weeks…

  2. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    Virginia is for Lovers.
    Virginia has a crab infestation.

    Oh, dear.
    (On the bright side, these crab rangoons are delicious.

  3. Alf Avatar

    You’d think it would have been easy to find someone who could deploy some sort of enticement to lure the crabs off the roadway. Master baiters are everywherre.

  4. superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz. Avatar
    superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz.

    Deadliest Catch, highway edition.

  5. Tomsk Avatar

    I wonder if this guy had anything to do with it…

  6. Z71 Avatar

    Traffic Reporter: “Well it seems that everyone traveling on I-64 was steamed today, as they had to deal with a case of crabs that popped up just around 8:30, when a Hooker Trucking Company truck skidded and lost its load. The incident didn’t clear up until 10:00 AM.”

  7. Charles_Barrett Avatar

    “If you were stuck in a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on I-64 today, and are suffering from pain and/or discomfort in the pelvic region, local medical experts agree that your problem may be related to crabs… Story and tape at 11…”

  8. Dr.Dangerously Avatar

    “Dammit Claus! I told you we were nowhere near the ocean! Now what are we going to do!”
    Scuddle awaaaaay!

  9. iheartstiggie Avatar

    I am so pissed I missed this! I’d have left work early to help “catch” these babies and bring em home to dinner. They are ‘SPENSIVE and tasty!!!
    Now they’re going to be even MORE expensive. Le sigh.

  10. Van Sarockin Avatar
    Van Sarockin

    That’s a hazardous waste spill if I ever saw one. As a professional, I can help you with safely cleaning all that up. Fortunately, I brought a protective bib..

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