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The News for March 13th, 2020

Welcome to the Hooniverse News! As always, this is a weekly recap of the biggest stories in the automotive industry (or whatever wasn’t impacted by the coronavirus) without the fluff or bull. This week, RUF reveals a fun western-inspired concept car, Koenigsegg’s Jesko Absolut may reach 330 mph, Tesla builds their one millionth car, and all the shit that got cancelled by the coronavirus.

RUF Rodeo Concept

RUF-Rodeo-Concept

Don’t call it a Safari don’t call it a Safari don’t call it a Safari…

RUF Automobile, the famous German manufacturer of specialty Porsche-based supercars, is getting in on the Safari craze in their own way with the Rodeo Concept…. shit.

The Rodeo Concept is inspired by both ends of the western culture spectrum. It has a rugged appearance and real off-road capabilities inspired by the countryside, but is also built to the same level of elegance and luxury as other RUFs. RUF says the name Rodeo was inspired by that thing cowboys do and by that really fancy street in Beverly Hills.

RUF-Rodeo-Concept

The car starts life not as a Porsche technically. It’s built on a carbon fiber monocoque chassis used in other recent RUFs. It’s then lifted to allow for more suspension travel, all-terrain tires, and all-wheel drive. The exterior features an attractive two-tone look, a brush guard, rally lights, roof rack, and leather straps. The interior offers generous amounts of leather on pretty much every surface the driver would touch. Adding a splash of western style are fabric seat inserts which are “Navajo-inspired”. And because it’s a RUF, there are bits of exposed carbon fiber throughout the cabin as well. It works. There was no mention of power, but they say it could feature a naturally-aspirated or turbocharged flat-six. RUF makes a mean flat-six, so a theoretical buyer would be well served by either.

RUF-Rodeo-Concept

Right now this is just a passion project/design study. Alois Ruf Jr. and his wife, Estonia, first met in Oklahoma City while she was studying there. She had been completely infatuated by the country culture by the time she met Alois and proceeded to show him as much as she should. Now the marketing director, she was the driving force behind this car. It may never go on sale, but it exists. I think Alois and Estonia consider that to be enough.

[Source: Ruf via Autoblog]

Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut may reach 330 mph

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After Koenigsegg once again stole the Geneva Motor Show (even as it got cancelled) with the Jesko Absolut and the Gemera, CarBuzz caught up with the man himself to get some clarification on a few things. One hot topic of discussion was around the Jesko Absolut, which Christian von Koenigsegg claimed would not only be the fastest car they’ve ever made, it will be the fastest car they will ever make. Such a claim desperately needs more details… and that’s what CarBuzz got.

The Jesko Absolut came about after the “normal” Jesko’s debut where clients began asking about its top speed abilities. An Agera RS set a top speed record of 277 mph on a Nevada highway in 2017 and buyers were interested in knowing if the Jesko, or anything, would beat it. But the Jesko was designed as a track car with all sorts of aero which adds drag at high speed. That’s when they started figuring out if a low drag version could work. It works. It already had more power, better gearing, and a sleeker body underneath the aero pieces. So Koenigsegg said “okay, let’s do one final hurrah here, and that’s it”.

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There is no official estimate on what speed it could break, but it is expected to reach 300 mph easily. They wouldn’t be the first though as technically Bugatti has done that already with a Chiron that isn’t on sale (yet). So Koenigsegg may try to do one better, which according to CarBuzz, is 500 km/h, or 330.5 mph. The calculations suggest it’s possible, but reality suggests it will be quite a difficult task. They have the technology to make it so, but the road conditions and driver willingness will ultimately determine how fast it can go. But Koenigsegg confirmed an attempt will be made and it will likely be the last one from one of the most accomplished names in supercars.

Once that’s been done, Koenigsegg will shift focus to homologated production car lap records at Spa and Nürburgring with the “regular” Jesko. It seems Koenigsegg is acknowledging that we’re reaching a limit in regards to what a production car can achieve at speed. The cars can always be made faster, but the places to set these records are extremely limited and the risk increases significantly with each new attempt. If Koenigsegg can hit their goal, it would be a hell of a way to cap an era.

[Source: CarBuzz]

Tesla builds one millionth car

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So I’m going to talk about Tesla real quick. This of course means that the comment section will turn into a shit show of epic proportions if I don’t say something nice about them or don’t comment on how every other manufacturer is inferior to Tesla while pumping my referral code. I apologize in advance.

In news that any automaker would be proud of, Tesla is the latest to break the one million mark. Elon Musk confirmed their milestone earlier this week on Twitter as a bright red Model Y rolled out of the tent on Monday. They’ve come a long way since 2008 when they were making waves with the Lotus-based Roadster. Since then they’ve established themselves with popular cars like the Model S and the Model 3. They also impressed with every influencer’s best friend, the Model X, which is still one of the best performing SUVs on the market. Now they’re expanding with their fourth mainstream model, the ugly as fuck Model Y, and that’s helped propel them to their one millionth car in just twelve years of production. That’s no small task in the modern era.

So to all the people at Tesla who have to put up with all of Musk’s bullshit while every single success gets attributed to him by Twitter and Reddit, congratulations. You earned this victory.

Also use my referral link to get free supercharging for ten years when you buy a Tesla. It helps me feel important.

[Source: Twitter]

And now, all the shit that got cancelled by the Coronavirus

  • The Australian Grand Prix. Bahrain and Vietnam GPs postponed. [Racer.com]
  • The WEC 1,000 Miles of Sebring. [Racer.com]
  • 12 Hours of Sebring postponed till November. [IMSA]
  • First four IndyCar races cancelled. [Racer.com]
  • Long Beach GP, though they are looking to reschedule. [Racer.com]
  • NASCAR at Atlanta and Homestead postponed. [Racer.com]
  • The entire Formula E season cancelled. [Racer.com]
  • The magic show in my apartment complex – cancelled.
  • Cadillac’s Lyriq EV reveal postponed. [Autoweek]
  • New York Auto Show moved to August. [Autoweek]
  • Radwood South Carolina and Philly postponed (this one hurts). [Radwood]
  • And basically anything fun. Be safe out there, friends.

What’s your automotive news?

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That’s all I’ve got for you this week, so now it’s your turn. If you saw anything, fixed something, broke everything, or otherwise did anything even remotely car related that you want to share with your fellow hoon, sound off in the comments.

Have a good weekend.

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21 responses to “The News for March 13th, 2020”

  1. nanoop Avatar

    Sorry about the magic show. But the entire FormEcula season?!
    Also, looks like the 911 got put into rubber galoshes (actually, one galosh? Language is hard).

    https://iloveurtop.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/swims-mens-rubber-galoshes.jpg

    1. outback_ute Avatar
      outback_ute

      Plus at least 40mm more ground clearance, which is more than the typical Euro lifted all-go-anywhere effort. Greg’s final sentence says it all. Not safari but perhaps safari park?

      330mph is more like 530km/h, but at this point they may as well say 430mph. Tesla fanboys would still one up with Elon’s space junk roadster probably doing 4300mph?

      It’s a shame stuff is being cancelled but with the prospect of trying to prevent literally millions of deaths around the world action has to be taken. A much bigger problem is the cost of all the work not being done. I don’t think even the panic buying (to profiteer from future shortages?) will counter that.

      1. nanoop Avatar

        On Euro treatment, yes exactly: I was thinking A6 allroad, looked at pics, and figured that I meant V70 XC, and concluded, eventually, that I’d meant both all of them.

  2. danleym Avatar
    danleym

    Moto GP in Austin also cancelled. Which might work out for me- I wasn’t going to go but now that it’s in November I might consider it.

    Small update on my Spirit. The hand is mostly healed and I’m back to work on it. I’ve been drowning in wiring work, rerouting a few things and building a relay panel for the headlights and electric fans.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7fd3a311912ed87545cae854ac662fc8904966da4ff16cb14805c6f3d2d058dc.jpg
    I’ve started using Deutsch connectors, which are way cool and provide a factory level appearance. Unfortunately I don’t have many pictures, wiring isn’t exactly exciting to photograph. Gotta do a few things on the Moto Guzzi to get it back on the road now that spring is starting to arrive, then hopefully back into finishing the wiring and building floorpans.

  3. onrails Avatar
    onrails

    Rebooked our MotoGP Austin reservations for November and actually made a little money back with the no-penalty plane ticket change. Yay? Got a notification on the One Lap driver’s page that they’re looking at plans, but for now everything is still on. We’re not participating this year but had planned on going to the GingerMan part of it on May 8. Still lots of time.

    Kids are off school for the next three weeks and we’re being told for those of us that can – to work from home, re-assessing weekly. It’s the right thing to do and telling stereotypically introverted engineers to isolate themselves is not too much of an ask. If it’s warm enough, I’ll set up shop in the garage, otherwise, probably the basement. The house already relatively well stocked for a while so we have so far avoided the chaos at the grocery stores. When they’re (hopefully) re-stocked in a week or so, we will try our luck. The initial panic buyers are (hopefully) done with their doomsday prepping. Will check in on the neighbors tonight to see how they’re set, too.

    Mrs. onrails and I are working on a plan to keep the munchkins occupied without too much screentime. On average, the weather is getting better and we’re not far from a few good parks where we can spread out and get some fresh air. Guessing we’ll try and raid hobby and craft stores tonight to get some long term projects to help ward off the cabin fever. But for the most part, we will make the best of it. And maybe finally finish the Marvel movies.

    Good luck, Hooniversians! This site should hopefully offer a nice distraction over the next couple weeks.

  4. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    Went to put the power distribution box in the Africa Twin, had to remove the toolbox to get at the battery but the aftermarket crash bars were almost prohibitive of that; I sneaked it out.
    But the battery has a door over it, and that wouldn’t clear the bars, so I loosened the bars a bit, but not enough.
    So the skid plate has to come off to loosen more bars. But the stainless steel flathead I installed in the plate less than a year ago stripped the drive socket.
    So I’m upside down under the bike drilling out a SS bolt that’s surprisingly resilient, considering how easy it was to strip the socket out of it.
    Also I noticed the skid plate has been rubbing the exhaust header.
    And all the non-stainless bolts have rust stains around them.
    (The crash bar & pannier rack manufacturer just sent me one of those “review our product” surveys, and boy are they gonna get an earful.)

    TL;DR
    I have three day weekends while my museum is closed to the public and I can’t ride my motorcycle until this fershlugginer bolt comes out. Major cranky-pants.
    Ah, well; I’m just social distancing on the floor of the shop, right?

  5. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    Went to put the power distribution box in the Africa Twin, had to remove the toolbox to get at the battery but the aftermarket crash bars were almost prohibitive of that; I sneaked it out.
    But the battery has a door over it, and that wouldn’t clear the bars, so I loosened the bars a bit, but not enough.
    So the skid plate has to come off to loosen more bars. But the stainless steel flathead I installed in the plate less than a year ago stripped the drive socket.
    So I’m upside down under the bike drilling out a SS bolt that’s surprisingly resilient, considering how easy it was to strip the socket out of it.
    Also I noticed the skid plate has been rubbing the exhaust header.
    And all the non-stainless bolts have rust stains around them.
    (The crash bar & pannier rack manufacturer just sent me one of those “review our product” surveys, and boy are they gonna get an earful.)

    TL;DR
    I have three day weekends while my museum is closed to the public and I can’t ride my motorcycle until this fershlugginer bolt comes out. Major cranky-pants.
    Ah, well; I’m just social distancing on the floor of the shop, right?

  6. nanoop Avatar

    Am I the only one who reads “JERKD” on the license plate in the lead image?

    1. bv911 Avatar
      bv911

      not anymore…!

    2. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      I read the badges as “absolut jerko”

  7. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    Went to put the power distribution box in the Africa Twin, had to remove the toolbox to get at the battery but the aftermarket crash bars were almost prohibitive of that; I sneaked it out.
    But the battery has a door over it, and that wouldn’t clear the bars, so I loosened the bars a bit, but not enough.
    So the skid plate has to come off to loosen more bars. But the stainless steel flathead I installed in the plate less than a year ago stripped the drive socket.
    So I’m upside down under the bike drilling out a SS bolt that’s surprisingly resilient, considering how easy it was to strip the socket out of it.
    Also I noticed the skid plate has been rubbing the exhaust header.
    And all the non-stainless bolts have rust stains around them.
    (The crash bar & pannier rack manufacturer just sent me one of those “review our product” surveys, and boy are they gonna get an earful.)

    TL;DR
    I have three day weekends while my museum is closed to the public and I can’t ride my motorcycle until this fershlugginer bolt comes out. Major cranky-pants.
    Ah, well; I’m just social distancing on the floor of the shop, right?

    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      EDIT:
      Literally 5 minutes after the above rant.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2548620177420fbf9b596aaa3544307ea3760e9ae1612579d1b8a79501f07cf9.jpg

      Looks like I’ll be social distancing up on the northern California coast like I did last weekend, after all

      1. nanoop Avatar

        I have the personal tradition of posting left-extractor pictures with the caption “father mucker” on FB. Only two people understand what that is, but their “likes” mean a lot to me. Like!

      2. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        The zombie apocalypse tends to look more enjoyable outside the big cities. Congrats!

    2. SlowJoeCrow Avatar
      SlowJoeCrow

      I count myself lucky that the garden tractor sized batteries in BMW Airheads only require removing the airbox.Ater a string of mild days I was planning my first ride of the season before it snowed on Friday, Oregon weather can be whimsical

      For small screws like that Driil-Out extractors work well, otherwise I use straight extractors because the spiral flute style tend to expand the fastener and the small one break easily.

      1. nanoop Avatar

        In my experience the left-extractors work for stripped “internal” heads, like hex recess, Torx, or crossed slots, like in Batshitbox’ case: the extractor can exceed the diameter of the recess, and you have a chance.

        When a classic hex nut is stripped they won’t work, you can’t exceed the stripping torque from that tiny radius.
        All the heat and banging and cursing from the drilling might unseize the broken bolt a bit though, so I tend to try. Then I need to drill out the broken extractor, usually….

  8. Smaglik Avatar
    Smaglik

    X3 got new coolant, belt, tensioner, and idler pulley. Vent on the front diff was caked, so I cleaned that, and tightened the drain and full plugs, and am monitoring the leak. All the oil pan gaskets look dry, as is able to see the hidden ones when I removed the air box to get at the diff vent.

    In other news, a trip to Hawaii over break turned into a road trip to Montana for various cultural reasons, pressing the wagon back into duty for a road trip, as I want to make sure the diff is tight on the x3 before it leaves town again. Made it to SLC without problem, heading to Bozeman today. All is well, blast to drive, and getting 28 mpg, though I think I’ve been getting a tail wind. We’ll see!

  9. Smaglik Avatar
    Smaglik

    X3 got new coolant, belt, tensioner, and idler pulley. Vent on the front diff was caked, so I cleaned that, and tightened the drain and full plugs, and am monitoring the leak. All the oil pan gaskets look dry, as is able to see the hidden ones when I removed the air box to get at the diff vent.

    In other news, a trip to Hawaii over break turned into a road trip to Montana for various cultural reasons, pressing the wagon back into duty for a road trip, as I want to make sure the diff is tight on the x3 before it leaves town again. Made it to SLC without problem, heading to Bozeman today. All is well, blast to drive, and getting 28 mpg, though I think I’ve been getting a tail wind. We’ll see!

  10. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    Norway basically shut down on thursday at 1800. So we are all at home and undusted my son’s Scalextric race track…oh boy! I do get the “who is the kid”-stinkeye a lot, but this is fun!

    https://i.ibb.co/0hH5rmD/VID-20200314-150140.gif

  11. SlowJoeCrow Avatar
    SlowJoeCrow

    That Ruf concept looks like the world’s fanciest Matra Rancho

    1. outback_ute Avatar
      outback_ute

      Rodeo Drive cowboy is spot on, has seen cowboys in the movies but never been closer to a cow than a steak dinner.