The News for April 30th, 2021

Aaaaaaand we’re back. Apologies for missing the news last week – something came up that had me busy on the other side of the country. And then I did that thing where I forgot what day of the week it was. In the 10+ years I’ve been doing this I believe this is the first time I’ve flat out missed it besides holidays and instances where someone else took over for me, something that could’ve happened last week if I had any mental capacity left for it. But that’s all behind me now which means I can once again do my part to lower the standards of automotive journalism. With that, Welcome to the Hooniverse News! As always, this is a weekly recap of the biggest stories in the automotive industry without the fluff or bull. This week: Hyundai Kona N is the sporty compact SUV we didn’t know we needed, Volkswagen is under SEC investigation for that whole Voltswagen thing, Aston Martin shows off limited edition V12 Speedster, and Lotus teases their last gas-powered sports car.

Hyundai Kona N

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As promised, Hyundai has delivered a subcompact SUV with the soul of a hot hatch. The Kona N is the first of its kind for Hyundai and probably in general – a subcompact SUV with a focus on usable performance that can be fully exploited on a race track or your favorite mountain road. The Nissan Juke Nismo was somewhat similar in spirit but it has nothing on this. Performance SUVs are of course nothing new, and in today’s market there are probably more SUVs with 500+ horsepower than there are new cars that can be bought with a single minimum wage salary. But the way Hyundai has approached this Kona N makes it a little unique.

It’s not trying to be ridiculously fast like a BMW X5M or douchey like a Lamborghini Urus and it doesn’t share parts with a Hellcat. Its inspiration is the humble but magical Veloster N. For all intents and purposes, it’s Hyundai’s three-door hot hatch turned into a slightly taller four-door hot hatch. It has the same 2.0-liter turbocharged GDI four-cylinder engine with about the same 275 horsepower and 29 lb.-ft. torque over the Veloster N, bringing the total to 289 lb.-ft. Unsurprisingly the only transmission available is the eight-speed wet dual clutch “N DCT”, just like what’s available in the Veloster N. For now it’s also front-wheel-drive only though AWD would be a pretty neat option in this thing. With launch control it’ll do the 0-60 mph sprint in an impressive 5.5 seconds which is just a couple tenths off the Veloster N’s factory estimate.

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Even though it doesn’t have any more power than the Veloster N, the drivetrain won’t have to work that much harder. It’s actually surprising how similar the dimensions between these two. The Kona’s overall length and wheelbase are two inches shorter than the Veloster’s, it’s a half inch narrower, 6.7 inches taller (with the roof rack), and only 93 pounds heavier. The Kona N is less than a hundred pounds heavier than the Veloster N despite having an extra door and presumably more cabin space.

The parts sharing between these two cars doesn’t end at the engine. It uses the same electronic limited-slip differential they like to call “N Corner Carving Differential” and the same performance-optimized driver assistance systems. It also borrows the N-specific styling enhancements, including its red body accents and an abundance of intakes. It rides on 19″ alloy wheels with Pirelli P Zero tires and more than adequate N performance brakes. Its chassis and suspension setup is aimed at providing agile performance while not completely ruining the ride quality. It worked for the Veloster N and will certainly work on a car with such similar dimensions.

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In short, it’s everything you could possibly need in a small performance SUV. We won’t know for sure until one of us (Jeff) gets to drive it, but there’s no reason to doubt this would be just as fun as the Veloster N in most situations. That’s high praise for a subcompact SUV. Pricing isn’t available yet, but it will certainly start a few grand more than the Veloster N’s $32,250 MSRP. The standard models are about $2,000 apart.

Volkswagen is under SEC investigation over “Voltswagen”

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Remember when Volkswagen of America said it was going to change its name to Voltswagen of America but it was so close to April Fool’s Day that everyone thought it was a joke but then multiple journalists reached out for comment and Volkswagen of America said it wasn’t a joke and then the media reported that it was real and then Volkswagen AG in Europe was like “yo, vat ze fuck” and then Volkswagen of America said it was a joke after all but then some media said they were told they were just covering it up and that they were actually serious? Do y… d-do you remember that?

Well the automotive media industry and the general public aren’t the only ones confused. According to Der Spiegel, the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has opened an investigation into Volkswagen of America over matter. The SEC is of course the agency that protects investors and banking institutions by investigating market manipulation and sometimes punishing people who do it. By announcing a name change to “demonstrate a commitment to a brighter future”, they pleased investors enough to impact their stock price. Motor1 reports the stock climbed by 12.5 percent until it was revealed that Volkswagen of America did something incomprehensibly stupid.

So while details are scarce and will probably not be available for quite a while, we do know that VAG confirmed the SEC’s request for info had been made. This could result in a fine or it could result in nothing. Either way, buckle up.

[Sources: Der Spiegel via Motor1]

Aston Martin V12 Speedster


Aston Martin has unveiled a limited-edition open-top V12 Speedster inspired by the iconic DBR1 and it looks like this. Gorgeous, isn’t it. Only 88 examples are being built and each one will cost 420 Bitcoin and sold out in 0.0006 seconds. Their hand-selected buyers own on average 758 cars, 12 houses, 7.3 private jets, and 5 mega yachts. You and I are too poor to breathe on one.

[Source: Aston Martin]

Incoming: the last gas-powered Lotus


On July 6th, Lotus will unveil a very special car. It’s been teased previously as being the last production Lotus to ship with an internal combustion engine. The news on it this week is it has a name – Emira – and a sneak peak has been given. The Emira will reportedly offer a choice of engines thanks to an “exciting new powertrain partnership” that has yet to be confirmed. Its powertrain won’t be electrified in any capacity, making it truly one last hurrah for a long line of fabulous gas-powered Lotuses. Being a Geely-owned company now, they’re making a full transition to electric vehicles in the near future and are already well underway in making that transformation happen.


The teaser shots are as mysterious as they normally are, but I already get the feeling this one’s going to be drop dead gorgeous. And as for that engine partnership… I mean, come on. It has to be Cosworth, right? How sweet would that be. Two of the most legendary names in motorsport getting together for one more good time before the batteries take over. Either way, we’ll know more about it on July 6th. I’ll try not to cry when I eventually write that up.

[Source: Jalopnik]

All-new Honda Civic

2022 Honda Civic

The 11th generation Honda Civic made its production-ready debut this week. William provides the full run down over here. It’s worth checking out.

What’s your automotive news?

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That’s all I’ve got for you this week, so now it’s your turn. If you saw anything, fixed something, broke everything, or otherwise did anything even remotely car related that you want to share with your fellow hoon, sound off in the comments.

Have a good weekend.

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9 responses to “The News for April 30th, 2021”

  1. Sjalundai Avatar

    Another week, another Hyundai headline. Our “baby Hyundai”, the i20, has been with us for half a year now, and it celebrated with a stuck brake caliper. Granted, we don’t drive much, and there’s lots of road salt here, but these things do not look like they belong on a five year old car. Greased it up today, but I’m afraid the caliper is ready to get replaced.

    It’s another small issue to get in line with broken springs, repeated TPMS failure, seat seems coming apart, rust on the hatch and underneath, a broken sun roof wind deflector and a dysfunctional clutch. The last two issues are apparently well-known and would have been fixed within warranty – if there was any left. This is starting to feel like a bad purchase.

    On the other hand, work on the Centennial has started, been waiting for that for half a year. Throwing another salary at it now, hoping to get the perfect summer vacation cruiser in return.

  2. outback_ute Avatar

    Hyundai Kona N, closest I’ve seen to a front end that is all grille, no bodywork.

    Voltswagen, going to be nothing happens.

    A-M Speedster: ain’t gonna win Le Mans, ain’t care.

    Lotus’ current engine partner is Toyota so anything is possible. If it’s not electrified at all that would probably rule out in-house Geely cousin Volvo.

    1. OA5599 Avatar

      The Kona N grille designer got inspired by chain link fence. https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/ford-fence-looking-vehicle-grill-metal-chain-link-159485701.jpg

  3. Lokki Avatar

    As I mentioned in the wheel thread I bought new tires for the Alfa Spider, as the Pirellis on it were “some years” old. Safety first! And while I was being safe, I bought new larger wheels for the car since, uh, uh, 14 inch tires are getting hard to find, kinda. So I bought 15’s. Everything is relative, I guess since at 195/60/15 the new tires seem very big and meaty…LOL. The tires on the 5 Series are 245/40/19’s!

    The wife’s car has returned to its place of honor in the garage. She says it drives exactly the same, which it should, I guess. I really wish we could post pictures here so I could show ya’all the invoice which says, “Customer states small oil leak on floor”… and then two pages later gets to the bottoms $2800 line.

    I keep thinking how many barrels of oil I could have bought for $2800…

    1. outback_ute Avatar

      $2800 is not a lot in New car payment land, at least…

  4. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    Is Hyundai going after the barbarian market with their latest naming schedule? The number plate on the Kona N model in the rear view seems to suggest they might be.

  5. smaglik Avatar

    I’ve put the gray wagon up for sale. Don’t really want to see it go, but there is too much overlap with other vehicles, and, it’s hard to drive them enough to keep them all happy. So, it’s listed on a couple forums, Craigslist, and bmwCCA for now, and I’ll probably throw it up in a couple other places. Had a nice local guy come look at it last week; he was going to check with the wife. They’d had a couple of audi wagons years ago that were quite problematic, so we’ll see what comes of it. Would be nice to see it stay local.


  6. salguod Avatar

    The Tundra has been sitting for over a week (or two?) with spongy brakes. A new master cylinder arrived yesterday and will be installed this weekend.

    Finally got the airbag recall done on the BMW. While it was in there the dealer found $3000 in work they thought needed to be done. Nope.

    Taking the last tree down to make way for the barn this weekend. Just need to get the stumps ground and it’ll be ready for construction. It’s supposed to start at the end of the month.

  7. danleym Avatar

    Late to the party, but some fun updates for me this week. I’m putting the Spirit on hold for a month or two…

    Because I bought a Dana 44 rear end for the TJ. And 4.10 gears front and rear. And ARBs front and rear. And a compressor for the ARBs that will also be able to air up the tires. Gonna be a huge upgrade over the previous Dana 35 with open 3.07s… but now I have some work ahead of me. The 44 is torn down, the build is starting. Then I’ll have to do the same for the Dana 30 up front.