The good thing about choosing streetwalking as a career is that it has infinite potential for career progression. It’s all upwards from here!
Fortunately for dwegmull, he managed to move up in the world. Not content with lowly Honda Accord-Civic-Mishmash-Things, he stumbled across this beautiful Mercedes. And all he had to do was move his streetwalking over a couple blocks. See what happens when you change your perspective. It’s all about location. You have to find the best corner!
Okay, I’m beating this joke into the ground now. Have some photos. (Thanks dwegmull!)
Submission Thursday: Classier Streetwalking
By Deartháir
Nov 12, 2009
Kamil Kaluski 
Hooniverse
I'd say due to where Dwegmull lives he has a leg up on the competition.
That's just because you live in Calgary. There's nothing nice in Calgary.
Okay, the waitresses at that Cowboys bar-thing. Other than that, no.
Oh yeah!? Well we have… we have?… damn you.
/sulking
Actually we've got all sorts of stuff here from vintage POS like mine Porsche to ritzy and insanely expensive like a Maserati MC12. Bet you don't have one of those driving around Camrose.
Oh Camrose is a hole. I don't consider that home, nor is Edmonton. I'm not particularly fond of either.
Dude! You're in Edmonton. The major attraction is a shopping mall.
And we've got Chinooks, so there!
James Bond villians chased him around in these when he was Sean Connery. They were all black back then. They rolled down cliffs and blew up real nice. Even then I thought it was a damn shame. I still don't buy the idea of these keeping up with an Aston Martin DB4. This is a very nice car, and am glad it was never painted black, because it would have been destroyed by James Bond.
I think in the James Bond (and CHiPs) world, cars actually blow up in mid-air before they hit the ground. Is that a feature?
On some models, you have to check VIN numbers to find it though.